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Crapinon

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  1. Texas 35 tosu 27 Texas 401 yards
  2. If you do, you'll have to do it out of your bedroom, like every other Podcaster that's popped up during the playoffs.
  3. I know OSU is favored but according to the faithful at elevenwarriors.com it will be a minimum 2 score OSU victory but most likely will be a 4 score win. Texas has never seen a team as overpowering as tOSU. If they lose, there will be mass seppuku.
  4. My FIL was a cop in FW. The FWPD were terrified that someone would make an attempted on Kennedy there and were relieved when he left the city. He also said they had to put a watch on Oswald's grave after his death and that it was covered by the greenest grass in the cemetery from people pissing on it.
  5. There are a lot of missed blocks by Helms. I don't know if it's designed that way but it appears if he just gets in the way of an unblocked lineman, there are yards to be gained.
  6. From Buckeye Planet. I swear this is getting as bad as the hype buildup to 2005 USC, the greatest team to ever grace college football. I don't know if bulletin board stuff really works but I think I'd be playing stuff like this in the locker room everyday.
  7. And then there's Buckeye Planet https://buckeyeplanet.com/forum/forums/buckeye-football.2/
  8. I noticed they used the international symbol for "two in the pink and one in the stink".
  9. I'm not sure how ESPN missed the story of Skatteboo walking to the north pole to help Santa rescue the misfit toys for Christmas. Maybe they'll mention it in the next segment.
  10. Yeah, a friend of mine's mom worked in an ER and said the same thing. People really like to use their imagination.
  11. His name has to be Jake Troll not Toll. Do they have a school they go to get the annoying podcast voice? And are all the podcast always done in their parents bedroom?
  12. A lot of teams couldn't, but he must have forgotten about playing Wyoming (49 yds), TXST (62 yds), Tehc (60 yds), Cincinnati (75 yds) and K State (73 yds).
  13. A few years ago my wife and I were on a Southwest fight that was full. I had the isle seat and she was next to me. A young couple came up and had to split up, the guy sat in the seat in front of me and his wife at the window seat next to my wife. She said they were returning from their honeymoon. We offered to switch seats so they could set next to each other. She said. "No thanks, we're good".
  14. “Nobody calls us anybody’s little brother anymore,” Sharp said. Uh, yeah they do.
  15. Upset because they didn't schedule 2 military mights in the Armed forces Bowl. "Why did the committee piss away the opportunity to have 2 of the schools that represent the armed forces so well? https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3518942 TBF one guy bitched about it, the others explained to him the selection process. The fact that they're not military seemed to be overlooked.
  16. Screw the eviction process. I'd beat the ever loving snot out of both of them every time I saw them until they got the message. They would eventually FAFO.
  17. His stats are all over the board. Wyoming held him to 49 yards, Tx State 62, Tceh 60, K State 73. Then 262 against Miss State and 4 other games at 150+. He obviously can turn it on but he can be shut down too.
  18. I'm not sure his mom would let you in her house to see his bedroom.
  19. Texas is better in every way, but Texas has not won the national championship since 2005 since they had to split it with USC (yeah he said that). ASU is pissed off, everyone in the country is rooting for them and he also has a big dose of copium and delusion to help him see victory.
  20. You know where you won't find this sign? On the moon because no European has ever been there!
  21. SMU -14 Pedo State 0
  22. 1/4 ton defensive tackle? No way! Oh, wait.....
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