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Crapinon

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  1. In college, I had a girl tell me I was was 3 weeks out of the tree, evolutionary wise. I still think it's hilarious. She ended up being a crack whore. A real life, turning tricks for crack, whore.
  2. Yeah! There's got to some kind of official term or slang for it but I can't find it.
  3. I had a vendor stop by the office this afternoon to follow up on some things we have been working on. He said he had just left the home office and said he met with the new owner. I told him I knew our boss was looking at selling the company, and I knew who he wanted to sell it to but no one had given a date. No one bothered to tell us that they had inked the deal earlier today. Still haven't.
  4. I think he was actually a petty thief who was arrested for using a fraudulent American Express card. I read that he intentionally acted crazy because he was notorious for escaping jail and he thought it would be easier to escape from a mental asylum.
  5. I have an AF friend that was invited to play in the Edinburgh Tattoo when he was enrolled at The Citadel. I know half of Surly would just a soon run pipers over as listen to them play but he had some great footage of them striking in and marching into the castle. It was badass. And he laughs at all the corps turds who try to convince him that they shared the same experience at a&m as he did at The Citadel.
  6. Some of us a little later.....
  7. I've got a friend that makes custom holsters. I'll ask him. My daughter is doing custom leather work too, thought I don't think she's done any holsters. I'll ask her too.
  8. Sorry responded to the wrong one! I've got a friend that makes custom holsters. I'll ask him. My daughter is doing custom leather work too, thought I don't think she's done any holsters. I'll ask her too.
  9. I bet they terrified that poor spider.
  10. Dumbass sees as dumbass does.
  11. Were the Ramblers the 4 door whose front seat would fold down as flat as a bed? I think they had metal brackets attached to the frame of the back seat for support as they laid down.
  12. Any movie she was in over all of these.......
  13. Is it ok if you're as drunk as they are?
  14. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    This comment slams and goes hard. I talked my wife into mowing ours after she retired. I haven't mowed in 2 years.
  15. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    My PSA number is always high. I have an MRI and biopsy done every 2 years and it's always been negative for cancer. Even when it hit 15. 5 mg Tadalafil works for BPH and makes you feel like you're 13 again. Also a handful of Valium can make the MRI tolerable, even when I know it's going to pull me in and collapse on me. That's all I got.
  16. Didn't buy it but took it in a trade. .44 mag Henry.
  17. I believe I just saw the Holy Grail of Aggie-ness. A maroon, Texas edition Silverado with the official Aggie plate.
  18. Lol. I'm pretty sure a few years ago Texags was claiming her as a aggie mom.
  19. Crapinon

    High

    I’ve been in New Mexico and the panhandle all week. I noticed that going west on 40 outside Amarillo, there were “get you weed in NM” billboards every mile or so. Heading east back towards Amarillo, there were just as many “been busted? Call…” lawyer signs.
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    High

  21. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Lat time that happened to us, I went to Walmart and bought a small window unit for the bedroom. Used it until we got the central unit fixed and then sold it to a friend. 8 years later when our AC went out he loaned it back to me until I could get it replaced. The $50 difference from buying and selling it was well worth it.
  22. Another great one: We won't run up the score in FB because we're too nice! https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3470475 Bill Superman In reply to An L of an Ag • 7:54p, 6/25/24 AG An L of an Ag said: Run up the score!! Knock players out of games!! We're too damn nice to run up the score. And we always assume we're playing a gentleman's game only to get stabbed in the back time and time again. It's time we play the dirty game with the rest of them, and dig our heels in the ground while we do it.
  23. I know a lot of you stay away from Texags but right now there's enough anger/tears/conspiracy theories to last a lifetime. Schloss threw the games on purpose for the sips'. He needs to he investigated and tee ewe sanctioned! https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3470598
  24. Some people have a face that makes you want to punch them. These people look punch-able without even seeing what they look like.
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