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    I'm sorry guys

    Crapinon replied to ztejas's topic in Lulz

    And if you do have to switch to something else, don't quit cold turkey. Taper off of them. SSRI "brain zaps" are real. Get well, man.
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    RIP Melanie

    Crapinon replied to Crapinon's topic in Music

    I didn't realize she played Woodstock until I read her bio. After reading about her she seemed like a really nice and genuine person.
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    RIP Melanie

    Crapinon posted a topic in Music

    I don't think she ever made it big. I bet a lot of people can still sing along to this.
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    It may be second to this gem: Bill Superman 8:03a, 1/11/24 AG They're only premier because of what Saban was able to do there. If Elko is able to win here we can join the premier club too.
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    I've always thought they were interesting revolvers so I went to their website. Why would they offer 5 versions of a competitive blank revolver? I'm assuming they fire blanks so why do they need 5 different models? Is there a gun subculture that focuses solely on shooting blanks just to make noise or pretend they're an Olympic starter? EDIT Well after looking at their entire line, it appears they make dozens of blank firing guns in various shapes, sizes and configurations. I'm guessing they're prop guns.
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Something like this might help.
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    It appears that one of the most interesting ones I knew, Stripperweb, is no more. It was a site where strippers would post suggestions and experiences dancing. Most of it seemed to focus on how to get the most money out of a man for the longest amount of time. And how to convince them that it was true interest/love and not about the money. Spoiler: it was all about the money.
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    In our house it's coffee cups. She gets extremely upset if I grab one of "her" cups.
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    Some of them didn't age so well. SS 5.0 out of 5 stars Leadership personfied! Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2015 Verified Purchase The back story of how Texas A&M dealt with the issues of the Big 12 and raised their profile substantially by heading to the SEC. It's a short but riveting read and gives clear evidence of why this move was needed and so successful today.
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    When my wife taught 2nd grade years ago, her school would allow kids to bring movies to watch if they were done with their lessons. One of her co-teachers popped a VHS in the machine and went back to her desk. It took her about 30 seconds to realize one of the kids brought mom/whoever homemade porn video.
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    First of all, user name acknowledged. After almost having to join team shart today (2 mins from an explosion and 15 mins from the office) I'm thinking about start a new website called "Where to take a dump in Texas". It will be broken down by city and county and will list the cleanest places for an emergency stop. If you're in your hometown, you probably have emergency locations mapped out in your head. But for the traveler wanting avoid a shart, it could be a valuable and money making tool.
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    Stepping stone and aggy made me think of this.
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    Years ago, a friend of ours went to a chiro because of pain. She was 19-20 and extremely good looking. He told her her uterus was out of alignment and he needed to adjust it. He didn't say what instrument he was going to use but she decided to get out as fast as she could.
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    It makes too much sense. Their new coach will be Pete Carroll. https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/112528/pete-carroll-makes-too-much-sense
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    How fat do you have to be to have boob fat?
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    They're approaching aggy level of multiple threads all saying the same thing. DeBoer sucks and they're all done with Dub football.
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    Seems appropriate here
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    Maybe this guy will come back? He's got the passion.
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    We have 4. One is 22 years old, deaf and nuts. She just sleeps by her food bowl and yells for food every time someone walks by. The other is 19 and senile. She sleeps most of the time, unless she's staring at her water bowl or the wall. They're the bad ones because their senile and annoying. We wake up every morning expecting to find them dead. The two good ones are rescue cats both less than two years old. We have them because we honestly though the others would be dead now. The lady across the road won't get her cats fixed and they have litter after litter. They get lost as kittens and end up at our house for some reason. We live in the country and they would be coyote food if they weren't captured. We've given away, fostered and raised almost 30 of them over the years. We're pretty sure that cats have somehow marked our house with "suckers" and they know we won't let them die.
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    Breakfast conversation this morning: Me: How did you sleep last night? Her : Fine but I had a disheartening dream that you divorced me. Me: How did we split up the cats? (I knew where this was going so I tried to derail it) Her: You got the good ones. It was very disheartening. Me: Why did I leave you and who did I leave you for? Was it Taylor Swift? She's not my type but she's rich and I'd try to be a good gigolo. Her: I'm not sure who it was. Maybe because you got better sex? Me: You do realize this was YOUR dream, right? Her: I know, but it was disheartening. If she brings it up again, I'm just going to say it will be for someone with bigger tits and leave it at that. At least she'll have a real reason to be upset.
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    Sing it to the tune of "The Ballad of Davey Crockett". I can hear Fess Parker singing it now.

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