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  1. Connor Stroh's clumsy brother.
  2. Somebody took a shit in a urinal in the restroom near Section 23. Disgusting. I still wonder how he wiped his ass. Maybe he didn't.
  3. Brent Venables started his career journey as a crack head and is now the head coach at OU.
  4. John Mateer gives Brent Venables wedgies with his good hand.
  5. A close friend of Scott invited me to go with them to a game in Fort Worth against TCU several years ago. We rode in his Cadillac. The only necessities were a big bucket of fried chicken and lots of whiskey. During the game, some TCU pricks had broken the horns off the hood of the car. I was the only one sober enough to drive us back to Austin. He wanted the Doug Supernaw song "Red and Rio Grande" on a loop all the way home. When we got back, Scott gave me a t-shirt that said, "I drove the caddy home." That was my first and only trip with them, but it was a blast. I hope he has a speedy recovery.
  6. Pig Bellmont getting laid tonight.
  7. Clickety clack
  8. We can show him the statue of the Earl of Sausage.
  9. Texas 48 UTEP 10 275 yds
  10. Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues
  11. Temple is 2 & 0, has a functional quarterback, and a decent offense. OU plays them on the road Saturday at 11 am. Temple likely has no shot, but maybe we will see how good OU's defense is when they can't play 8 men in the box.
  12. I want to see Mateer get Bomared early and often in Dallas.
  13. Alone Again Naturally He Stopped Loving Her Today Green Green Grass of Home
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