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    Texas 38 Arky 24 WR 250
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    Texas 45 Fla 17 200 yds fla
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    Big titties.
  4. lemonandaturd
    McGuire is a fucking idiot.
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    Get in my belly!
  6. lemonandaturd
    The couple talking like their new phone is a sex toy is getting old fast.
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    Beat Liberty for their first FBS win. Well done!
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    Texas 38 Vandy 17 Texas 300 passing
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    Two old men got in a fight in Section 28 about row 30 with about 5 minutes left in the ballgame. Didn't see it well, but a fat old bald Georgia fan got cold cocked and was on the concrete, A woman next to him was yelling for security. He must have said some real salty shit to somebody.
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    Texas 35 Georgia 24 UGA 350 yds
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    Birds fly upside down Over OU since it is Not worth shitting on
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    Asian Peterson is broke on his sorry ass somewhere north of Enid
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    The eyes of Texas are upon you all the live long day Texas fight
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    Texas 38 OU sucks 15 Texas 150 yds OU 140 spread 10
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    Clemson is going to go apeshit on FSU.
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    Didn't D'onta Foreman tear his Achilles? He is still in the league.
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    After Tennessee beat OU, Josh Heupel asked Brent Venables "How does my ass taste?" Brent smirked because he already knew.
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    Bob Stoops taught young Brent Venables about the birds and the bees. Brent had no idea that birds had such big dicks.
  19. lemonandaturd
    Brent Venables was asked his thoughts about Beirut. He said, "Best damn baseball player ever."
  20. lemonandaturd
    Take the damn points.
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    Texas 48 Miss State 17 570 yds
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    They say late at night when the lights are turned off in the Aggy Hall of Champions the bust of John David Crow talks to himself.
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    Brando is such a tool.
  24. lemonandaturd
    Texas 52 Louisiana Monroe Bootys 10 Arch 425
  25. lemonandaturd
    ooh, I love to dance a little sidestep Now they see me, now they don't, I've come and gone and ooh, I love to sweep around the wide step Cut a little swathe and lead the people on

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