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lemonandaturd

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  1. Last year, Middle Tennessee beat a bad Miami team on the road and forced Tyler Van Dyke into a couple of turnovers. If Milroe gets the start, I know Middle Tennessee can't hang with Alabama, but it will be interesting to see how well he performs early.
  2. He's got an alligator mouth and a tadpole ass.
  3. Steve Buscemi knocked up his mother and later paid for the kid's dental work to square things.
  4. To really smoke out the bagmen, in addition to subpoena power, give the NCAA some AK-47's, body armor and a few mean German K-9's. That will do the trick because a perjury rap ain't squat.
  5. If Haynes King can overcome one shitty Jimbo play call, they beat that Jalen Milroe led Alabama team in Bryant Denny at night. I kind of like our chances to beat Alabama with Quinn.
  6. Maybe that door to door stuff paid off.
  7. I think because some here believe they have their lips puckered and attached to Cal and Stanford's asses like a tick on a dog's ass.
  8. Utah: I was just foolin' about. Big 12: I wasn't.
  9. It has to do with the targeting rule asshole.
  10. I watched the replay of the Texas vs, UTSA game from last season. In the second half, there was a bullshit targeting call made from the booth on Overshown. No penalty was called on the field and there was no launch or crown of the helmet contact on the UTSA QB. It cost Overshown a half at Tech the next week and likely had a significant impact on the Tech game outcome. This will be one way Big 12 refs will fuck us this year. I wonder what the over/under will be on the number of second half targeting calls on our D in Rice game. Big 12 refs will do what they can to have multiple starters sitting out for the Alabama game first half.
  11. Shot the shit with Rusty Wier over a couple of beers at Donn's Depot.
  12. No, actually I don't. It happens all the time. It doesn't affect anything. If you choose to fake one, at least choose some obscure year in the early teens or twenties like aggy did. Then paste that bs title in small letters somewhere near the stadium entrance. Don't paste the bullshit claim in gigantic black letters behind your goal posts. To knowledgeable fans of football history, it looks like a huge reach and is funny.
  13. And this affects you how? I don't believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the 1945 Oklahoma State National Champions. That shit is laughable.
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