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lemonandaturd

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  1. They will catch passes from QB Caleb McMickle rather than Arch Manning. Can't fix stupid.
  2. I am just thankful that leaders at West Point and the Naval Academy don't strut that ass back and forth in patch covered overalls around midnight pregame, whooping, talking shit, and hiking a leg like a pissing dog on every third step.
  3. Nate Scheelhasse? Is that German for Shitheel?
  4. To be fair, DeMarco Cobbs would have slapped the shit out of them.
  5. Gino Toretta, Jason White, Baker Mayfield, and maybe Stetson Bennett. or Max Duggan. No VY. The award has been a joke for years.
  6. Danielson can't get Bama's elephant pecker out of his ass.
  7. They also believe George Woodard was better than Earl Campbell.
  8. I want to see Traylor and UTSA put a hurting on Herman and FAU in CUSA. Humble pie will be sweet.
  9. I guess if Colt had a rough patch, you would be calling him Cart.
  10. sEwers? He had a few rough patches but damn, that is pretty fucking cold for a Texas "fan" to say.
  11. All those people were conceived in Chernobyl.
  12. aggy stripe the stadium? LSU is going to stripe aggy just like my dog striped my carpet with his ass today.
  13. TCU punter is going to injure himself with his exaggerated flopping.
  14. OSU and Baylor, 8 quarters 21-1.
  15. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. Um huh.
  16. Announcer is about to gleefully shit himself over a long Giants pass.
  17. They must have a burning desire to get the hell out of town after LSU ass rapes them.
  18. Joey Freshwater cares about money, pussy and football. I doubt mascots are very high on his job hunt checklist.
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