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lemonandaturd

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  1. Steve McQueen in A Soldier in the Rain.
  2. To Hell and Back (Audie Murphy)
  3. David Amador would be a good Swiss Army knife.
  4. David Amador. Traylor is getting a good one.
  5. Hill did not care for milkmen prancing back and forth telling goofy jokes about Ol Rock, the good ag. Shocked, I tell you, I am shocked.
  6. John Sharp will be stumbling down the mountain with 12 Commandments.
  7. I never knew that Gideon was a corps turd.
  8. Lowell is just aching to say that the Longhorns have a stranglehold on a #1 seed.
  9. It may be an elite feed area. Goobers see to it that the sheep eat well.
  10. She looks like Buddha.
  11. He meant end of an error.
  12. Coach him up and he'll let his nuts hang.
  13. Fuck you Galindo, you asswipe.
  14. They will catch passes from QB Caleb McMickle rather than Arch Manning. Can't fix stupid.
  15. I am just thankful that leaders at West Point and the Naval Academy don't strut that ass back and forth in patch covered overalls around midnight pregame, whooping, talking shit, and hiking a leg like a pissing dog on every third step.
  16. Nate Scheelhasse? Is that German for Shitheel?
  17. To be fair, DeMarco Cobbs would have slapped the shit out of them.
  18. Gino Toretta, Jason White, Baker Mayfield, and maybe Stetson Bennett. or Max Duggan. No VY. The award has been a joke for years.
  19. Danielson can't get Bama's elephant pecker out of his ass.
  20. They also believe George Woodard was better than Earl Campbell.
  21. Limping excuses incoming.
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