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lemonandaturd

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  1. Texas 38 Vandy 17 Texas 300 passing
  2. Two old men got in a fight in Section 28 about row 30 with about 5 minutes left in the ballgame. Didn't see it well, but a fat old bald Georgia fan got cold cocked and was on the concrete, A woman next to him was yelling for security. He must have said some real salty shit to somebody.
  3. Texas 35 Georgia 24 UGA 350 yds
  4. Birds fly upside down Over OU since it is Not worth shitting on
  5. Asian Peterson is broke on his sorry ass somewhere north of Enid
  6. The eyes of Texas are upon you all the live long day Texas fight
  7. Texas 38 OU sucks 15 Texas 150 yds OU 140 spread 10
  8. Clemson is going to go apeshit on FSU.
  9. Didn't D'onta Foreman tear his Achilles? He is still in the league.
  10. After Tennessee beat OU, Josh Heupel asked Brent Venables "How does my ass taste?" Brent smirked because he already knew.
  11. Bob Stoops taught young Brent Venables about the birds and the bees. Brent had no idea that birds had such big dicks.
  12. Brent Venables was asked his thoughts about Beirut. He said, "Best damn baseball player ever."
  13. Take the damn points.
  14. Texas 48 Miss State 17 570 yds
  15. They say late at night when the lights are turned off in the Aggy Hall of Champions the bust of John David Crow talks to himself.
  16. Brando is such a tool.
  17. Texas 52 Louisiana Monroe Bootys 10 Arch 425
  18. ooh, I love to dance a little sidestep Now they see me, now they don't, I've come and gone and ooh, I love to sweep around the wide step Cut a little swathe and lead the people on
  19. BGSU QB Connor Bazelak threw for 254 yards and two touchdowns against Penn State. Bazelak played against aggy when he was at Missouri. He likely won't be intimidated by the goobers at Pyle.
  20. The aggy roller coaster leaves the tracks early this season when Bowling Green whips their ass at home.
  21. Texas 59 UTSA 10 Ewers 250 Manning 150 Owens 60
  22. Texas 31 Michigan 17 Michigan 225 passing yds.
  23. Texas 49 CSU 17 WR yds 275
  24. Everything that Graham Harmon guy just said is bullshit.
  25. Scott Campbell's crew of Big 12 asswipes were the officials in that ballgame.
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