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lemonandaturd

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  1. Bob Stoops was an outdoorsman. He used to take Brent Venables to the swimming hole at the river to noodle--for dicks.
  2. Stoops Switzer dick eat Contest never in any doubt Switzer champ forever
  3. Brent Venables fought the law and the law won.
  4. Stoops ate all the dicks Venables is dick hungry Stoops picking his teeth
  5. Fightin' Texas Aggy National Bass Fishing Champs? Did I hear that correctly. WTF, that Hall of Champions must have a Talking Billy Bass and a Zebco banner hanging on the wall by now.
  6. Brent Venables pissed off the Good Humor man.
  7. Paulie ears is just stirring up shit to mess with aggy. I hope his comments start to affect their recruiting and bag money men. Does Sharp have 100 million in hidden Harvey relief funds? I did not know there were any Jett Rinks left who could piss away 100 million to a hillbilly as a parting gift.
  8. dang ol ball security man, 3rd and 14 man, dang ol they wanted it more, ol momentum man 21-3 28-17, dang ol pick six block punt pick six pass, whatever yard line, man, good drive then second half turnover man.
  9. Mike Ditka thinks Brent Venables is a pussy.
  10. Brent Venables has been to every Manny Diaz seminar on the fundamentals of tackling. Then he compared notes with Todd Orlando and Mike Stoops.
  11. Brent Venables uses Jimbo Fisher for marriage counseling.
  12. they are 3-1. Lose today, they are 3-2.
  13. Firehose about to be fully inserted in Venables booty.
  14. Maybe he will look like Rhett Bomar.
  15. Texas 38 WVU 27 RB yds 145 Cousin Eddie dumps his RV shit in the storm drain.
  16. Patterson is going to get coated with some Quitkowski stink if he is not careful. He may not want his name associated with this defensive shit show for long.
  17. Shaving points, affecting the outcome of games, these fuckers are on the take.
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