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lemonandaturd

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  1. The fighting Mack Browns scored 63 against App State in Boone N.C. The fighting Texum aggys scored 14 against App State at Pyle. Jimbo is for sure the second coming of Bill Walsh.
  2. No, they are in Norman's dish. And Norman ain't eating.
  3. No matter how much money aggy squanders, they are still fucked and Ritz Bitz does not give a shit. He lights his cigars with burning aggy twenties.
  4. The little head/big helmet is not the answer.
  5. I hope this is true. Fuckin" A.
  6. Couple of carloads of SHSU fans got lost in Roans Prairie trying to get from Huntsville to the stadium. Luckily some milkmen, serge butts and piss heads led a convoy from Shiro to get them to the stadium on time, helped them find their seats and bought them sausage wraps. Milkmen did a little dance for them too. SHSU fans said they are sending all their kids and grandkids to either A&M or Blinn from this day forward.
  7. Deep down they are all scared shitless they will lose to App State and Miami back to back.
  8. If they were not focused for the Iron Bowl, then it's just an excuse. That is their historic rival. I guess they were not focused when Zach CALZONE beat them.
  9. A one-legged TJ Finley had them on the ropes in the Iron Bowl. If Auburn's running back had stayed in bounds and run clock, Bama loses that game.
  10. Sideline announcer says King has quiet confidence like James Bond.
  11. L.Q. Jones, Fess Parker Armybrat you beat me to it on Fess Parker.
  12. Cam Williams farts in Tommy's general direction. Fuck the Brocks.
  13. Got to be a special kind of stupid to flunk at OU.
  14. Haynes King's legs are like twigs. Miami and App State are hunting switches.
  15. They are too busy talking about cramps.
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