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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. What is up with these stupid aggy nicknames? They want Conny Wiggy all damn day. Bunch of goobers.
  2. Bost. He was supposed to start their bowl game vs Wake Forest, but Jimbo was so afraid he canceled the game and blamed it on Covid.
  3. Thelma Lou
  4. They are taking Jimbo to the Wicker Man?
  5. He is too busy training for his next fist fight.
  6. He learned everything he knows from Daddy98.
  7. Jimbozo.
  8. Fuck aggy.
  9. What a crock of bullshit.
  10. Dart is ass.
  11. Lots of aggy D linemen rolling around on the ground to slow down Ole Miss.
  12. Next man up, Huard. Excuse making jackholes.
  13. Derek Mason can drive his F-150 back to Stoolwater. No room on the team bus.
  14. Dirty fucking crew.
  15. I would rather see them fight than fuck. Sixty something ex merchant marine vs pink dildo muncher. Down goes Frazier.
  16. Escape goats in College Station are the lucky ones.
  17. Jimbo, Zeppo, Groucho, Harpo. Chico and Gummo. No Dabo.
  18. I hope Lane Kiffin stomps a mudhole in aggy's ass and walks it dry.
  19. Two yell leaders smoking pole. Nothing to see here.
  20. Chris Marshall must have stolen Jimbo's kid's weed.
  21. Probably be too tough to get through the gauntlet of burr head milkmen with sabers guarding the Texags office. If they pull one on an SMU cheerleader, they will probably pull one on me. Lucci would be hiding under his desk anyway.
  22. Lucci has an alligator mouth and a tadpole ass.
  23. When Norman dies, he is going to Heaven because he spent his time in Hell.
  24. The play in the ISU game that stands out is when Whittington carried Roshon over the line for a 1st down. That is a hero video.
  25. Snaggle tooth little pussy needs to stay in his lane. He fucked up by not taking a better job when he was winning. Now he has a good DC who will most likely get a ton of offers for his work and bail for more money. He should have been flagged and cold-cocked for his late game mouth. Warms my chilly heart cockles that ISU is the suck this year. Without his Purdy luck run, they are ass, my dude.
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