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lemonandaturd

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  1. Deep down they are all scared shitless they will lose to App State and Miami back to back.
  2. If they were not focused for the Iron Bowl, then it's just an excuse. That is their historic rival. I guess they were not focused when Zach CALZONE beat them.
  3. A one-legged TJ Finley had them on the ropes in the Iron Bowl. If Auburn's running back had stayed in bounds and run clock, Bama loses that game.
  4. Texas 31 Gumps 28 Ewers 260 yards
  5. Sideline announcer says King has quiet confidence like James Bond.
  6. BJ Foster!!!
  7. #6 my ass
  8. L.Q. Jones, Fess Parker Armybrat you beat me to it on Fess Parker.
  9. Chandler Morris seems like he sucks.
  10. Cam Williams farts in Tommy's general direction. Fuck the Brocks.
  11. Got to be a special kind of stupid to flunk at OU.
  12. Haynes King's legs are like twigs. Miami and App State are hunting switches.
  13. Fuckin' A
  14. Texas 52 ULM 17 Bijan 190 rushing/45 receiving
  15. They are too busy talking about cramps.
  16. The juggler's thumb is fucked up too.
  17. Nebraska's thumbs are all fucked up.
  18. No a WR NEGGED
  19. I have celebrated every Texas Football National Championship since 1963. Unmitigated joy. Glad that asshole and every aggy on the planet today has never and will never experience that joy.
  20. He is about to get a frosty Northwestern ass kicking.
  21. Texas DEFENSE
  22. Broseph thinks our donors are double naught spies.
  23. If her ass is a rockin' don't bother knockin'.
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