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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. Chandler Morris seems like he sucks.
  2. Cam Williams farts in Tommy's general direction. Fuck the Brocks.
  3. Got to be a special kind of stupid to flunk at OU.
  4. Haynes King's legs are like twigs. Miami and App State are hunting switches.
  5. Texas 52 ULM 17 Bijan 190 rushing/45 receiving
  6. They are too busy talking about cramps.
  7. The juggler's thumb is fucked up too.
  8. Nebraska's thumbs are all fucked up.
  9. No a WR NEGGED
  10. I have celebrated every Texas Football National Championship since 1963. Unmitigated joy. Glad that asshole and every aggy on the planet today has never and will never experience that joy.
  11. He is about to get a frosty Northwestern ass kicking.
  12. Texas DEFENSE
  13. Broseph thinks our donors are double naught spies.
  14. If her ass is a rockin' don't bother knockin'.
  15. Bohls voted Kansas State ahead of us in the AP poll.
  16. Yeah, Marcello must think he is some Dylan Thomas.
  17. Boom, another TD pass for Sam.
  18. Sam just threw a nice TD pass.
  19. Blinded by the light. Repped up like a douche in the middle of the game.
  20. Because the other race horse shit himself in the Arkansas Derby.
  21. Sunflower seed market is way down.
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