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  1. lemonandaturd
    He will get to live in some Soviet 70's vintage off campus apartments miles from civilization where he can buy and smoke all the pot he desires and attend his online classes. He can collect his weekly NIL checks from Lucci at TexAgs every Monday despite not attending the tractor pull or making it to the fair in Normangee.
  2. lemonandaturd
    Damn Straight.
  3. lemonandaturd
    Got a link?
  4. lemonandaturd
    Banks commitment just ensured a close to the 2022 offensive class with some BMF's to accompany all the already committed BMF's on the DL. Complementary recruiting. LFG
  5. lemonandaturd
    Oregon is ass, my dude.
  6. lemonandaturd
    Fuckin A Tom
  7. lemonandaturd
    NIL from OSU banked, get homesick and pissed wearing so much flannel while trying to fuck. Then decide if the money is right, 40 acres it is! Let's do this!
  8. lemonandaturd
    Pay the man his money and get this shit done.
  9. lemonandaturd
    Fuck aggy
  10. lemonandaturd
    Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
  11. lemonandaturd
    IDMAS
  12. lemonandaturd
    In the late 80's and early 90's, 2J's had 2-for-1 CFS on Sunday.
  13. lemonandaturd
    1973 was a good year at the Stallion for a poor UT student to get a good CFS, fries and a salad for a buck.
  14. lemonandaturd
    The Stallion on North Lamar. $1 chicken fried steak dinners. Cold beer.
  15. lemonandaturd
    Jump balls ain't working today Caleb.
  16. lemonandaturd
    Hell no.
  17. lemonandaturd
    My coach may or may have not fried taters in lard.
  18. lemonandaturd
    My high school coach told me to get my gotdam lard ass moving and he called me Crisco the rest of my playing days. Should I have sued him for slander and leaked that shit?
  19. lemonandaturd
    Dan Wolken tells me he is a gaping pussy without telling me he is a gaping pussy.
  20. lemonandaturd
    If Ed Orgeron can win a D1 national championship in Louisiana, Deion in the right spot in DFW may be money. Let's see if TCU or SMU will let their nuts hang and take the gamble.
  21. lemonandaturd
    If I have a few more drinks, I can dream that Arch comes to Westlake and wins a state championship with TJ Shanahan and then they both commit to Texas and win a national championship with Connor Robertson.
  22. lemonandaturd
    Sincere McCormick would look like Jim Brown against our defense.
  23. lemonandaturd
    Damn Cincy fumbled! Tulsa ball.
  24. lemonandaturd
    I bet Harsin wishes he had Case McCoy as his quarterback today.
  25. lemonandaturd
    Maybe we will learn the NIL game and we will tell a bunch of studs to come here and collect beaucoup advertising money if they transfer here. Then we can we start building some big mega churches in Manor and Elgin. to really get some SECSECSEC recruiting competition going.

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