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lemonandaturd

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  1. IDMAS
  2. In the late 80's and early 90's, 2J's had 2-for-1 CFS on Sunday.
  3. 1973 was a good year at the Stallion for a poor UT student to get a good CFS, fries and a salad for a buck.
  4. The Stallion on North Lamar. $1 chicken fried steak dinners. Cold beer.
  5. Jump balls ain't working today Caleb.
  6. My coach may or may have not fried taters in lard.
  7. My high school coach told me to get my gotdam lard ass moving and he called me Crisco the rest of my playing days. Should I have sued him for slander and leaked that shit?
  8. Dan Wolken tells me he is a gaping pussy without telling me he is a gaping pussy.
  9. If Ed Orgeron can win a D1 national championship in Louisiana, Deion in the right spot in DFW may be money. Let's see if TCU or SMU will let their nuts hang and take the gamble.
  10. If I have a few more drinks, I can dream that Arch comes to Westlake and wins a state championship with TJ Shanahan and then they both commit to Texas and win a national championship with Connor Robertson.
  11. Sincere McCormick would look like Jim Brown against our defense.
  12. Damn Cincy fumbled! Tulsa ball.
  13. I bet Harsin wishes he had Case McCoy as his quarterback today.
  14. Maybe we will learn the NIL game and we will tell a bunch of studs to come here and collect beaucoup advertising money if they transfer here. Then we can we start building some big mega churches in Manor and Elgin. to really get some SECSECSEC recruiting competition going.
  15. Nah, fuck Ohio State. They played Oregon and lost on the field at home. Was it at the shoe at night too? I can't remember.
  16. I hate Oregon and Ohio State, but piss on Herbstreit and his body of work bull shit. Head to head sets the mark. Just like it should have in 45-35. OU sucks at 8 is great.
  17. The correct nomenclature is Pegard.
  18. Fuck Baker Mayfield, but the commercial with him squirting nacho cheese in the kids' Halloween treat bags is pretty funny.
  19. Zach Evans must be gone. Has he had any carries?
  20. Jimbo looks like he just rolled out of bed after a three day drunk.
  21. Goober's girlfriend from the diner, Flora Malherbe had big tits.
  22. I hope Ewers has come to the realization that the NIL money is not worth fucking ugly chicks in checkered sweaters with pussies that smell like mothballs while riding the pine 4th on the depth chart in the rust belt.
  23. I miss the old days when a guy like Bear Bryant could chug a lug a fifth of moonshine on gameday and still become a coaching legend.
  24. Tell that to the toothless hillbillies in Arkansas that stormed the field in Fayetteville and got their school a $100,000 fine from the SEC.
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