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  1. lemonandaturd
    Nah, fuck Ohio State. They played Oregon and lost on the field at home. Was it at the shoe at night too? I can't remember.
  2. lemonandaturd
    I hate Oregon and Ohio State, but piss on Herbstreit and his body of work bull shit. Head to head sets the mark. Just like it should have in 45-35. OU sucks at 8 is great.
  3. lemonandaturd
    The correct nomenclature is Pegard.
  4. lemonandaturd
    Fuck Baker Mayfield, but the commercial with him squirting nacho cheese in the kids' Halloween treat bags is pretty funny.
  5. lemonandaturd
    Zach Evans must be gone. Has he had any carries?
  6. lemonandaturd
    Jimbo looks like he just rolled out of bed after a three day drunk.
  7. lemonandaturd
    Goober's girlfriend from the diner, Flora Malherbe had big tits.
  8. lemonandaturd
    I hope Ewers has come to the realization that the NIL money is not worth fucking ugly chicks in checkered sweaters with pussies that smell like mothballs while riding the pine 4th on the depth chart in the rust belt.
  9. lemonandaturd
    I miss the old days when a guy like Bear Bryant could chug a lug a fifth of moonshine on gameday and still become a coaching legend.
  10. lemonandaturd
    Tell that to the toothless hillbillies in Arkansas that stormed the field in Fayetteville and got their school a $100,000 fine from the SEC.
  11. lemonandaturd
    The Big 12 rots from the head down.
  12. lemonandaturd
    Bielema is going to reach Mangino level fatness.
  13. lemonandaturd
    These refs are worthless.
  14. lemonandaturd
    Punk ass refs
  15. lemonandaturd
    Kansas slapdicks can't keep their scoreboard lit.
  16. lemonandaturd
    Nah, this year is going to be survival of the fittest.
  17. lemonandaturd
    I will pay Dat Nguyen to come and kick Xian's ass. Fight me.
  18. lemonandaturd
    So if young drunken Xian could control his vices and seek to get pussy, he would not be on this board tonight shitting on an underachieving Texas football team. He would be drunk getting pussy and singing Texas Fight.
  19. lemonandaturd
    What makes you think he can't control his vices? Until Sark gets toted out of a hotel lobby in Indy like Rumlin, I am still a fan. Sark has done nothing at Texas for you to conclude that he can't control his vices. Florida and LSU are also 4-3. SEC SEC SEC I guess.
  20. lemonandaturd
    And if Zach Evans was not a pussy, TCU would be leading OU now. Everybody is middle of the road this year.
  21. lemonandaturd
    Damn, I am a hardcore Texas fan, but calling a recovering alcoholic Drunken Steve seems a little much. Fuck this shit. Texas football will survive and Steve will have success at Texas.
  22. lemonandaturd
    A lazy river near the septic tanks?
  23. lemonandaturd
    Will his ashes be buried at Pyle facing the scoreboard?
  24. lemonandaturd
    That sure took a lot of research just to shit on Texas football.
  25. lemonandaturd
    Arch with a 36 yard completion.

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