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lemonandaturd

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  1. But, but, but, gentlemen's agreement and such.
  2. So Lincoln is an asshole and DeMarco is his toady.
  3. If he runs a 4.45, why isn't Luigi comparing King to Johnny 8 ball? Or maybe King is a closer comp to Dustin Long, the McCown boys, and Bucky Richardson. Or maybe the kid from Burnet that thought it was smart to talk shit after getting molly whopped by a linebacker.
  4. Festus Haggen Marshall Dillon Chester Goode Doc Adams Miss Kitty
  5. Lots of job openings for scarecrows. She may make straw boss.
  6. The mutt is praying that his tongue freezes.
  7. I don't get the preseason hype for aggy. With that OL and breaking in a new QB, these beating Alabama dreams and playoff predictions seem pretty far fetched. Their schedule is shitty, but not national championship shitty. Coaster is ready to roll, I guess.
  8. You forgot about Mike Price and his scrip club follies. He did make it through one spring practice.
  9. He chose poorly.
  10. So we stomp a mudhole in their asses, walk it dry and then Twitter fucks with us?
  11. Maalik just threw a bad interception. 4:36 in the 2nd Q 7/7
  12. If Anwar makes his living following and writing articles for Ketch/ $9.95 per month about Texas football and he predicts that we lose to the Ragin' Coonasses', then he should quit his job and beg for a position that involves digging post holes in Burnet.
  13. 7-7 Serra/ Orange. Maalik looks fine and Roderick Pleasant is fucking fast.
  14. Crazy watching Colt McCoy. Chad Henne, Shane Buechele, Kyler Murray and Patrick Mahomes all playing in the same game.
  15. Sounds like we are all good.
  16. Sark as an assistant at USC and Alabama mudholed errbody except VY.
  17. Pete Kwiatkowski is 10 feet tall, with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. Get some little Lincoln. Can't wait.
  18. Glad to see you came around. The big dick dragging starts on September 4th and really gets good on Texas/OU weekend.
  19. They lost two running backs to the NFL and replaced them will a small scat back, a transfer from Army, and Jacob Kibodi from aggy. Their 5'9" QB is going to be running for his life.
  20. Nice. Fuck Baylor.
  21. Sounds to me like errbody is going to make some money.
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