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lemonandaturd

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  1. The Big 12 GOR's teeth will soon be in a jar on a nightstand with South Austin's mom's.
  2. If budget cuts cause Fat Gare to have to make a living as a musician, he is fucked.
  3. Payback is a bitch.
  4. Next week John Sharp will softly call the muster. Aggy hopes and dreams die on the day Texas and OU join the SEC.
  5. Ced ran into Mike Williams.
  6. Are you the Bama Chick that jumped three rows of seats to coldcock a Sooner at the Sugar Bowl?
  7. So every two or three years I get to see Bevo gore Uga's little ass.
  8. Now that Boone Pickens is gone, OSU has to settle for Slim Pickens.
  9. Give those shares to Walt Anderson and his merry band of fuck ups as severance pay when they are told to GTFO.
  10. Boot Slide Sharp just gave the order, "Advance to the Rear!
  11. Veto pen? Hot Wheels or the Minister of Culture got this. We good.
  12. aggy will go hence without day?
  13. Fat Gare probably won't be around long now. He will be picking his guitar and caterwauling in some Fort Worth honky-tonk.
  14. They left out pre game food poisoning at the visitors hotel.
  15. I do not foresee an aggy football national championship in his lifetime.
  16. Those sunglasses make his head look even more lopsided.
  17. Fuck the Brocks.
  18. He hasn't fared too well with tigers either.
  19. When my family left the stadium that night, the toothless arky bastards were ruthless. Drunk hillbillies were trying to pick fights in the parking lot. My daughter-in-law had her first exposure to that fan base and she was uphauled. Getting back to the hotel alive is the only good thing I remember from that night.
  20. He moved his commitment date from the 20th to the 31st.
  21. I just want Sark and Coach K to help me forget that Shawn Watson and Todd Orlando ever were coordinators at Texas. The only other way to forget involves lots of drugs and alcohol.
  22. Thanks for the pep talk, Daniel. Now I am ready to run through a wall.
  23. He lived in Moore-Hill and someone told him it was Jester North.
  24. Them The Day the Earth Stood Still The Tingler The Green Slime Plan 9 From Outer Space Flesh Gordon Maximum Overdrive The Man with the X-Ray Eyes Invasion of the Bee Girls Nude on the Moon
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