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lemonandaturd

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Everything posted by lemonandaturd

  1. Boot Slide Sharp just gave the order, "Advance to the Rear!
  2. Veto pen? Hot Wheels or the Minister of Culture got this. We good.
  3. aggy will go hence without day?
  4. Fat Gare probably won't be around long now. He will be picking his guitar and caterwauling in some Fort Worth honky-tonk.
  5. They left out pre game food poisoning at the visitors hotel.
  6. I do not foresee an aggy football national championship in his lifetime.
  7. Those sunglasses make his head look even more lopsided.
  8. Fuck the Brocks.
  9. He hasn't fared too well with tigers either.
  10. When my family left the stadium that night, the toothless arky bastards were ruthless. Drunk hillbillies were trying to pick fights in the parking lot. My daughter-in-law had her first exposure to that fan base and she was uphauled. Getting back to the hotel alive is the only good thing I remember from that night.
  11. He moved his commitment date from the 20th to the 31st.
  12. I just want Sark and Coach K to help me forget that Shawn Watson and Todd Orlando ever were coordinators at Texas. The only other way to forget involves lots of drugs and alcohol.
  13. Thanks for the pep talk, Daniel. Now I am ready to run through a wall.
  14. He lived in Moore-Hill and someone told him it was Jester North.
  15. Them The Day the Earth Stood Still The Tingler The Green Slime Plan 9 From Outer Space Flesh Gordon Maximum Overdrive The Man with the X-Ray Eyes Invasion of the Bee Girls Nude on the Moon
  16. They lost running backs Trey Ragas and Elijah Mitchell. Mitchell and Ragas combined for 272 attempts for 1636 yards and 18 touchdowns. They return Chris Smith who had 62 carries for 350 yards and 1 touchdown. They also have aggy transfer Jacob Kibodi and some young guys each with with fewer than 100 yards gained last season.
  17. Dave Campbell predicts we lose the opener to Louisiana. They lost their top two running backs to the NFL. I just watched their 2020 games against Georgia State and Texas State. If we lose that game in a packed house at DKR, then just burn it all down. We aren't losing to Louisiana.
  18. I guess he did not get invited to go hunting in Africa with 8 figs.
  19. Kyle Flood and Sark will do just fine. Some gotta win some gotta lose, goodtime Lemon's got the blues.
  20. I am glad this is over. White boy Friday tomorrow.
  21. Austin/San Antonio market without an NFL team. Preach Tope.
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