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lemonandaturd

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  1. If Perkins does not pan out, give me Robbie Snelling and/or the kid from Tenaha, Patton.
  2. Slo' Neal has a nose for the football and is going to Not For Long. Whoop!!!
  3. Did Demas play in their Spring game? I watched some of it and I don't recall seeing him or hearing anything about his status.
  4. This aggy team better play up to their full potential every week or Leach, Ogre, Saban. and Joey are going to punish them. Jimbo collects checks, but Nostradamus sees it coming.
  5. He will never regret his decision to flip to Texas. Best decision he has ever made.
  6. They fucked him over on early admission.
  7. This is Rondale Moore or Desean Jackson 2.0 with Sark and Coleman coaching him. Nice!!
  8. I want to believe and I do believe! Open some lines of communication. Ewers and Sam at Lake Travis on a beautiful Saturday in a speed boat loaded with bikini girls with dyed blonde mullets. Then let Colt throw Shipley open while driving the boat. Lake Travis looks much better than Lake Grapevine anyway. Austin and Lake Travis look much better than the Rust Belt for sure. Pussy is no contest. Let's parle Mr. Ewers.
  9. Texas would beat them like a red headed step-child.
  10. Before his football career is done, Bijan will owe many college and NFL safety men a lot of jocks and ankle therapy.
  11. Schooler looks like a man with good speed and the ability to wrap up and tackle. I won't miss Caden Sterns' shoulder tackle whiffs and falling at the runners feet.
  12. So did we. A couple of young black men two rows below us were singing too with horns up.
  13. It draws "look at me" attention to a 70 year old clueless failure employed by an almost defunct rag. He thinks it keeps him relevant. Bohls and KKL need have some wild sex. That would draw more attention.
  14. It looks great and it is going to be loud down there.
  15. Her new neighborhood looks like a seedy version of Bartlett or Granger.
  16. His Dad was a college offensive lineman at Northwestern State in the great state of Louisiana, if I recall correctly. I guess it would be like Herb Hand coaching Case McCoy.
  17. There is no fucking excuse on this planet for Joe Mixon cold cocking that young woman. That was a Mike Tyson lethal level fist on a small woman. It was not a fucking bar fight, it was in some late night fast food joint. Fuck 18 year old Joe Mixon and fuck him in perpetuity. OU sucks.
  18. I am watching a replay of the Alabama Spring game. There was a Tommy Brockermeyer sighting late in the game. He got beat on his first two plays and got called out by the doofus Tessitore.
  19. Before or after OU gives them a redshirt year as "punishment"?
  20. With Sark coaching him, Maalik will hike a leg and fart in John David Booty, Matt Leinart, Cade McNown, J.T.Daniels, Rodney Peete, Mark Sanchez and Sam Darnold's general direction.
  21. But, but, but Lucci told us a few months ago that Haynes King was aggy Joe Montana.
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