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lemonandaturd

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  1. Chris Beard ain't fucking around. Dat ass.
  2. Fuckin' A
  3. For Dickinson's Donovan Green, the Dixie Chicken could be a dream come true. Boot scootin' with corps turds and all their wimmen!
  4. If Cade gets on a Mackey watchlist, Denzel Okafor earns a Gaskamp, and Tope Imade provides quality depth at guard, then I will know for sure that Tom Herman was a clueless, turtling drunken fuck.
  5. Ivan is a bad bad man.
  6. Not anytime soon, because Swamp People took the fan base.
  7. Sark looks like a young mad scientist Peter Lorre in charge of X's and O's.
  8. I guess Morris is tired of getting arrested somewhere north of Giddings in his sweet aggy Dodge Challenger. Eric Dickerson knew ain't nobody got time for that.
  9. Oh hell yeah.
  10. So she gave up her sweet rent house in Tomball and moved to squalor motel in some Nebraska small town? I feel sorry for the Texas ex band member. He must be on hard times to be in her neighborhood. Pole assassian's monkey's ass would make KKL a Sunday face.
  11. Not that I found. I am watching the game tracker on MaxPreps. Now 35-10 Serra.
  12. Serra 28-10 over Bishop Amat. Third quarter. Serra is about to be 4-1. Maalik with a 40 yard TD pass.
  13. The 247 site shows that Nick Anderson from Katy has an offer. I don't know how hard he is being recruited, but he was offered.
  14. Spieth -14 leader.
  15. A wild loyal TexasEx combination of Bob Knight and Tom Penders will do just fine. Let's roll.
  16. That high school girl announcer was horrible. I watched it live last night. It was for sure a struggle.
  17. That was such a General Patton level press conference, I though he would call out aggy for shoveling shit in Louisiana/SEC during the run to March madness.
  18. Maalik with his third TD pass. Serra 29-7.
  19. Serra leading Notre Dame Sherman Oaks 22-7 with 6 minutes left in the 4th. Maalik with two TD passes.
  20. The aggy navy captain sinks his jon boat in Buffalo Bayou. He is going to get a medal, another big red sash and a spot on the kickoff team. He is the premier in-state SEC jon boat motoring champion. Put it on the wall. Good bull.
  21. Correctly measuring a cement pond by an aggy engineer is a tall order.
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