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  1. lemonandaturd
    CSPD must be hot on her trail.
  2. lemonandaturd
    He can take the lid off a defense.
  3. lemonandaturd
    His rich family does not need any bags so fuck Georgia in their Smart ass. So let's break this down. He is not going to play for Joey Freshwater despite Grandpa Archie's legend. He is not going to play for a scandal ridden LSU team led by the pussy chasing illiterate Cajun. He is not close enough to his Uncle Peyton to go to the dumpster fire that is Tennessee. Cutliffe is like family so Duke has a fighting slim chance. Mack Brown, good God no. Alabama and Buttchin, bad move. Texas and Sark is the easy pick.
  4. lemonandaturd
    Do Ricky Williams and Brian Orakpo have any nephews?
  5. lemonandaturd
    Hey CDC, have you ever decided if you want to consume "a lemon or a turd"? Call your shot, because these e-mails give you no choice. I will take lemons.
  6. lemonandaturd
    He is going to be on the "get the fuck out of College Station" train as soon as he gets lit again at the station.
  7. lemonandaturd
    Jimbo is going to have Terry Price cook some BBQ for CSPD like Rumlin's meet and greet party.
  8. lemonandaturd
    Leisure Suit Leslie
  9. lemonandaturd
    Do sixty something head coaches that chase 18 year old pussy factor in on the LSU/Kansas (Les/Les) viagra horndog scandal?
  10. lemonandaturd
    That is poetry, right there.
  11. lemonandaturd
    If the Kansas Jawhawks were not some virus ridden fucks, they might be hoisting a trophy. I had a covid shot today and I fart in their general direction. Fuck them.
  12. lemonandaturd
    Tom Penders is going to sprinkle some old school vodka fairy dust on this team and we are going to the Elite 8. The stars and other shit are going to be aligned.
  13. lemonandaturd
    If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy, does she cornhole or glory hole?
  14. lemonandaturd
    I like being a dangerous team that is feared because we have an NBA front court and Coleman/Jones in the back. Now let's go prove it with a deep run.
  15. lemonandaturd
    I think T.J. Ford did it before.
  16. lemonandaturd
    I am very happy tonight. We have an actual Big 12 basketball tournament championship trophy and banner to hoist in Erwin and Moody. We win unlike those sheep fuckers and land stealing meth heads. I am going to have a double shot of whiskey and joy! Nice job Shaka! Nice job Coleman! Nice job Horns!
  17. lemonandaturd
    FIFY
  18. lemonandaturd
    wut?
  19. lemonandaturd
    Fuckin' A. If we win, let's make a deep run in the tourney!
  20. lemonandaturd
    Fuck
  21. lemonandaturd
    douche
  22. lemonandaturd
    I remember something about Tom Herman spreading his butt cheeks on your mirror.
  23. lemonandaturd
    She can find part-time work as a scarecrow.
  24. lemonandaturd
    Fuck Charley Casserly.
  25. lemonandaturd
    All Serra's games are road games this year.

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