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lemonandaturd

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  1. If the Kansas Jawhawks were not some virus ridden fucks, they might be hoisting a trophy. I had a covid shot today and I fart in their general direction. Fuck them.
  2. Tom Penders is going to sprinkle some old school vodka fairy dust on this team and we are going to the Elite 8. The stars and other shit are going to be aligned.
  3. If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy, does she cornhole or glory hole?
  4. I like being a dangerous team that is feared because we have an NBA front court and Coleman/Jones in the back. Now let's go prove it with a deep run.
  5. I am very happy tonight. We have an actual Big 12 basketball tournament championship trophy and banner to hoist in Erwin and Moody. We win unlike those sheep fuckers and land stealing meth heads. I am going to have a double shot of whiskey and joy! Nice job Shaka! Nice job Coleman! Nice job Horns!
  6. Fuckin' A. If we win, let's make a deep run in the tourney!
  7. I remember something about Tom Herman spreading his butt cheeks on your mirror.
  8. She can find part-time work as a scarecrow.
  9. Fuck Charley Casserly.
  10. All Serra's games are road games this year.
  11. Nice to see him step up in the pocket and drill that pass.
  12. Did he also pistol whip a woman? That is the OU gold standard.
  13. 66 and still kickin'
  14. Tenaha, Timpson, Bobo and Blair
  15. If the tune was "I've Been Working on the Underground Railroad", crickets.
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