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lemonandaturd

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  1. He did fuck Larry Lacewell's wife while Lacewell was his DC.
  2. Nick Saban on chasing pussy. Ain't nobody got time for that.
  3. Jesus Christo. Life is a bitch, it is a red ass world. Some middle class Round Rock/Texas dudes from good families stormed the beaches at Normandy and got diagnosed with a 50 caliber machine gun round to the head. Be thankful for what you have and try to always get better. I assume crawling in the jungle in Nam was pretty difficult shit, maybe way more than worrying about test scores. Juwan does not have shit to complain about.
  4. That poor fat dude in lane 1 did not have a chance.
  5. Jimbo must be watching a lot of good stuff.
  6. Does Charlie Strong qualify with the watch, divorce fiasco? He was chasing married pussy.
  7. Sark's first Texas football squad, 2021 is going to be good. No Maryland in sight. Win a couple, beat OU, then show me a loss. Koolaid like a MF.
  8. Are there any Texas football 9.95ers who don't go 3 bills?
  9. JimBaggins is going to suffer recruiting against everyone in the SECSECSEC plus Texas (under Sark) Little Lincoln, Ryan Day and Gundy plus the Big 12 also rans. He better keep that Jersey City pipeline going.
  10. Sark has so many irons in the fire in Texas, Cali and the SECSEC, I am not worried. We are going to sign a top 5 BMF class. Charlie Strong, and Tom Herman are gone for good.
  11. Miles for the win. His 60 something hair dyed ass hitting on coeds is very fucking funny.
  12. Les Miles, Tom Herman, Bobby Petrino, Joey Freshwater. Many more. Help me remember the best of times.
  13. God Bless JQJ. I am sorry if he had a botched knee surgery in high school. I am not going to spend one more minute worried about him or Jalen Milroe (who was not injured). Much love to JQJ at Utah.
  14. They can. But what will work and why? They piss off many big donors? Fair enough. Then with NIL, kids and their families start making a buttload of money. Texas stays atop the schools that will make your lucky, athletic ass rich as a college freshman? Yeah, I am sure Sark and Del Conte and everyone else are going to be fighting big money donors over the Eyes. Get a fucking grip.
  15. Why would they? The players are going to be winning and competing for national championships by Sark year 3. Right or wrong, this crap is a fart in the whirlwind when Texas wins big. I don't see any Alabama players worried about the Battle of Mobile Bay. .
  16. Wait, wut? Some small Texas towns have shitty drunk doctors who are not surgeons that botch knee surgeries? In some Texas small towns, the doctor is also the town drunk. OK. And some of the big schools have better surgeons who botch it too. Pay your money take your chances.
  17. Yes, if Ketchum's percentages are right, we aren't getting anybody. He does know how to count a baker's dozen glazed chocolate sprinkled doughnuts.
  18. My Dad got free tickets to an aggy vs. Rice game in 1970 and I went with him. It was cold as shit at Kyle Field and aggy got beat 18-17. The weather was cold, the campus was ugly and sucked ass. Even though I was from a small town and only 16, I was very underwhelmed by the "aggy" experience. The best thing about the trip was that I decided to apply for admission to UT (sight unseen) and two years later I was accepted and never looked back. Best fucking decision that I have ever made.
  19. All Von's chickens in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
  20. After he got those hair plugs, he was a wild man.
  21. As opposed to Surly keyboard pomposity, assholiness, and drunken frailty. ain't it the truth.
  22. That is like the story of a reporter complaining that Earl was not able to finish the mile during Oilers camp and Bum saying, "Hell, if it's third and a mile, we won't give it to him."
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