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  1. lemonandaturd
    Watch Jennifer Connelly near the end of Requiem for a Dream. There is a way.
  2. lemonandaturd
    Especially Isuzu, even aggy rubes are reluctant to buy 12 year old new cars. Maybe they can buy a mini truck that will be perfect for hauling a couple of ewes to the Chicken.
  3. lemonandaturd
    When you hit bottom, stop digging.
  4. lemonandaturd
    Sark stretched the field pretty darn well with Smith matched up with a linebacker. Ryan Day is mensa for sure on both sides of the ball.
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    I never heard so much shit talk as I did the night we lost to arky and the Fatass erotic in the Texas Bowl. I took the whole family to the game and it was a miserable night. Drunk pig sooeys were harassing Texas fans something fierce.
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    I do.
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    Bo is going to get them both.
  8. lemonandaturd
    But that would not have any more to do with Ewers or Bust than my next shot of whiskey.
  9. lemonandaturd
    Damn. I am so drunk that I posted twice. Cheers.
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    Yes, I confess, I am toasted. But if a 68 year old butter teeth Mack starts fucking with Dabo's recruiting, I will be most pleased. Mack can't do much else, but he can recruit like boss.
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    That is even better. At least aggy can't use the bowl opt out excuse for a game about 20 years ago.
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    The gooners are scared shitless that we may finally reach our full potential as a football program. Fuck them.
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    Clemson sucks and with our new staff maybe they will return to being ACC aggy. It can't come fast enough for me. I hope Mack starts skull fucking Dabo on the regular.
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    It would be nice to see what the Texas WR board looks like. 9:95 may be way off.
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    against those Big 10 dbs.
  17. lemonandaturd
    Maalik is going to be the best Texas quarterback since Colt McCoy. Fight me.
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    Is Sark the only University of Texas head coach that as a college football quarterback punked aggy violently in the ass in a football game? McWilliams at center beat them back in the day, but Sark put a lasting hurt on their fragile asses in a big bowl game. Props to Sark and Margin Hooks.
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    Torbush
  20. lemonandaturd
    Just shave it all off, grow a goatee, profit.
  21. lemonandaturd
    You should have cut a sweet deal with Red.
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    The Hyundai, Isuzu sedan market in Tyler and Kerrville must be in the tank for the aggy GOAT to continue to defile himself as a pro football player.
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    At the end of this game, the Tarleton "aggy corps" cannon guards acted like they wanted to start shit with the McNeese players who were celebrating a little too close to the cannon when they won in overtime. It was funny. Those aggy-like cannon guards sure wanted to start shit when Ed Ogre's boy scored for the win.
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    Wait, wut, aggy I know say Haynes King is an unstoppable force to be rectumed with in the SECSECSEC, kind of like a white Cam Newton or a black Johnny Football.
  25. lemonandaturd
    When Weigman bails after the MLB draft, I guess Chin Pubes, Tarpley. Perroni, Drunken Daddy98, Hamm and the other clowns will go all in on a Murphy flip. Those fucking clowns will put on full court press about Baggins getting him to the NFL minus $300,000, crab legs theft and rape.

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