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EMAWesome

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  1. Yeah, Golf Digest even had an article with some medical experts who said golf would be one of the safest things you could still do. Just don't share a cart and avoid the clubhouse bar after the round. What are they going to ban next? Fishing?
  2. We officially have a crisis on our hands. Where is everyone in Hollywood going to go to get their cocaine?
  3. When your mind tells your body to do something your body tends to try its best to oblige. Keep this in mind when you start thinking I'm going to catch this some time or another. (I'm not saying don't take precautions and I'm not taking a cavalier attitude just for the sake of being an asshole but your mental outlook affects your physiology. If you think I'm full of shit ask a specialist in cancer treatment.)
  4. It's the Cloak Room, not the Corona Room so fuck yourself off.
  5. Let me make sure I have this straight. We are going to trust the same government that is massively behind the curve in making Coronavirus testing kits available with the responsibility of making sure there are an adequate number of absentee ballots available for the election. Sure, why not? I've yet to see any evidence that this could turn out to be a complete clusterfuck and way beyond their capabilities right now.
  6. I hope you are sitting down but good comedy is good comedy. I don't give a shit who a comedian votes for. I give a shit whether he is funny or not. The only politics that would turn me off on a comedian would be if they are in favor of cancel culture and against the First Amendment. No comic with a brain in their heads should be, just as no musician, writer, filmmaker, journalist, artist or anyone else who makes their living expressing ideas, visions, or opinions should be. I've never thought boy that comedian sure is funny but he needs to put in a 30 minute diatribe on the purity of the Second Amendment. That would make his act so much better. Just make me laugh I don't care how you do it. Watching a comedian do a 45 minute long impersonation of a MSNBC analyst (listen up Stephen Colbert) isn't a turn off because it is an impersonation of a MSNBC analyst. It is a turn off because MSNBC analysts aren't funny. I've got a dozen Bruce Springsteen albums in my CD collection, I've got eight Neil Young albums, four Pearl Jam albums, at least ten Melloncamp albums, a Bob Marley boxed set, ten U2 albums, just to name a few of the more prominent lefties of my generation. Hell, I've got over 90 Grateful Dead live shows on CD. I've never once walked up to the counter at a record store and asked the cashier if he has a list of how every act he has in his store's inventory has voted for the last 40 years because I need to know that information before I decide whether or not I'm going to buy their music. Anyone that does this has their head so far up their own ass they won't be able to hear the music that is playing anyway.
  7. Actually it looks an awful lot like someone thought of something they would have liked to have added to their original post but thanks to this site's 1.27456 millisecond window to edit a post was unable to.
  8. Have you ever watched Bill Burr's bit about how women argue when they are wrong? It is also how the left argues when they are wrong. When all they have is calling you a troll you have won the argument. Bob and slip all the stuff not related to the argument, like being called a troll or a racist, take a knee and run out the clock. You have won the argument. Just tell them we'll talk about this later after you have calmed down.
  9. Washington Post headline "President Trump We Aren't Politicizing the Coronavirus Crisis. You Are" Also Washington Post headline "Pelosi Should Politicize the Coronavirus Crisis."
  10. So everyone on this board should be good to go to get through this.
  11. Also, one thing to consider before listening to the "we are going to end up just like Italy" crowd. Up until a decade or so ago Italy allowed smoking in their ICU units. Which means they pretty much allowed smoking anywhere else in the country. This is a respiratory illness and given the cultural norms of the recent past it shouldn't be surprising that the virus is hitting them hard. A significantly less percentage of this country has been using two ashtrays to breathe with most of their lives.
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