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mchookem

Certifiably Surly
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  1. just like everything else is bc Obama made fun of his rug.
  2. if Twitter and Tesla are the gold standard for this crew, we know what's coming... guys, i dunno, im really starting to think things might be kinda fucked 🤔
  3. it's absolutely incredible. i mean... seriously, how does everybody feel about this? is anybody going to even try to explain this away?
  4. well...everybody in future dystopias is thin bc of the whole no food thing, so that will be good, we could all afford to lose some weight 👍
  5. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe
  6. i cannot go to Golden or Golden Gate Canyon SP without a stop at Atomic Cowboy! so good 🍔
  7. man, this makes me SICK
  8. left wing ecosystem? is that bigger than a cabal?
  9. Black Lives Matter will eat Chick-fil-A. well that's boring. they probably actually did that. pffft
  10. i was at the pharmacy earlier this week and i had to actually talk to the pharmacist about a prescription and discuss some insurance related stuff. i was the only one in the 'drop off/counsel' line while the pickup line was easily 20 deep. so im waiting and the pharmacist is kind of right in front of me and is on the phone with what was clearly an elderly person with lots of questions and issues with their meds, and the pharmacist has repeated the same thing at least four times, and is answering the same question again and again, and offering the same reassurances and instructions multiple times... and she kept looking at me and holding up a finger and maybe slightly rolling her eyes... but on the phone she was polite, calm, helpful and never once betrayed any frustration or impatience, even on the fourth or fifth repeat. i easily waited 8-10 minutes... and i also was totally calm and patient, and when she finally hung up and turned to me she immediately said 'i am so sorry for the wait!' to which i responded 'no problem at all... you're doing a great job, you were so good on the phone! your patience and politeness made me want to be patient and polite!' and she ended up being super helpful to me as well. i mean... it's really not that difficult to not be a complete asshole all the time.
  11. these poor dumb saps that were rooting and/or voted for Trump... i'm picturing them like this when ICE shows up
  12. not just any leftists... all surly had to do is balance the budget! dammit.
  13. wait...surly 'leftists' are responsible for the federal budget not being balanced?? i mean i know we're part of the biggest NIL collective and the largest political forum in Texas, but i had no idea we had that kind of power and influence 😮 🙄
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