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mchookem

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Everything posted by mchookem

  1. wait wait wait where might i find this meltdown as someone who's been offline all week? also asking for me bc fuck that fake christian puto.
  2. @immamac over here like 'WTF MAN THE CABAL IS MY NEST EGG!!'
  3. ^talk about smooth-brained clowns...
  4. so much oscar bait lol. bet it's good.
  5. im in the caribbean all week. my phone starts blowing up today on the beach. goddammit america can't leave you alone for a week. i can only imagine how this thread is going...
  6. uh oh, better send the national guard to Texas!
  7. informant? doesn't that usually mean...🤔
  8. 🤞
  9. i mean yeah, if we're gonna be fascist and have a dictator and all that shit can we at least get a cool parade? aggy was more impressive.
  10. bff Toby checking out Eldorado Canyon today
  11. uh huh and a lot of other people said the opposite, that this is exactly what would happen. too bad for these folks they believed the first group. who were already proven liars.
  12. John Oliver will be first, he's only naturalized.
  13. she's smaller than Duke rn! 😮 he's topped out at about 10.2 lbs. my bike basket max is 12 lbs 😄 the i-dont-want-to-get-up side eye 👀
  14. leopard, not bear
  15. vapes, cooking oil, Hall&Oates...surly thread derails are an art form, dude!
  16. 🖕
  17. wonder how it worked out for these guys 🤔
  18. guys, guys...i think i'm coming around 🤔 hear me out... listening to the standing ovation that Florida dope got when he made his vaccine-mandates-are-slavery announcement, and knowing who 100% of the people cheering vote for, and knowing that rational, sane, non-brainwashed people will still get vaccines because DUH... like most dumb species in the animal kingdom with no sense of self-preservation, they are taking steps to kill themselves off 🤨 and unlike pandas they are not even cute or funny so nobody else is going to take care of them either. combined with gutting rural and red state subsidies, jobs, and healthcare... maybe there will be light at the end of this tunnel eventually 🤔 i mean i'm trying, guys!
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