Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

mchookem

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by mchookem

  1. gotdamn both of these made me 😭😫💔
  2. my favs, i'm kind of a minimalist, get-to-the-point type.
  3. this is correct. also... this guy all i could think listening to him fucking righteously lose his shit was...that is one of the most american accents in existence. gotdammit.
  4. not reading to find out bc i honestly don't know what would be worse/more believable, infighting over online sock identities or infighting over actual socks 😐
  5. plane cockpits still look like 1960s mission control lol
  6. dunno about 'early stages'... been feeling pretty shitty around here for a while now 😒
  7. ...and to think we're created in 'God's image'.
  8. last night i was trying to think how it would actually feel to wake up one morning to your government not only telling you 'hey guess what, we bombed the shit out of this enemy country overnight' but also 'oh and btw as you go about your day today be prepared for retaliation and rockets raining down on your neighborhood, just fyi!' i mean i guess Israelis are used to it? i dunno. but that would be a total mindfuck here. so i guess i should be prepared lol 😝
  9. that's actually fucking hysterical 🤣
  10. 'what am i, chopped liver?'
  11. appeals court overruled within the past hour per local news, Trump back in charge of CA NG
  12. felt like an attempt to justify their 'comedy' category
  13. ikr, like that person claiming Iran had hacked Bibi's shit and knew all his secrets... must have meant the opposite lol
  14. to be fair the Democrats aren't running ads on anything bc everybody stopped giving them money bc that loser vibe
  15. i wish he'd finished his comment - she has half a dozen criminals she's rotating WHERE?
  16. my dad accidentally left my sister in a liquor store in Reynosa when she was 3. we were traveling with Mexican friends in two cars (celebrating a quinceanera), i was in the first car with my mom, she assumed my sister was with the guys in the second car...she couldn't see my sister's head/silhouette so she made everybody pull over shortly after we crossed back over the border, and sure enough dad thought she was in our car. she was in nobody's car lol. back across, screech up to the store... sister is inside, sitting on the counter, eating some candy the proprietor gave her, completely unfazed. i don't think my mom spoke to my dad for a week.
  17. yeah sorry, i'm absolutely rooting against the current iteration of America. blind nationalism in the face of unrestrained destruction, idiocy, cruelty and avarice is for children.
  18. wasn't one of his favorite dance tunes from Les Mis? 😆
  19. Texas is so lost 😞💔
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.