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mchookem

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  1. hey some of the wives are Texas fans too! 🤘 and yes...the endorphin rushes this season definitely make me want to have sex!! 😄🤘
  2. GAWD THIS FEELS INCREDIBLE 🤘🤘🤘
  3. people have weird flameouts around here
  4. i will never understand that penalty... when the ref is standing there holding the ball when time expires, how the hell is that an offensive penalty 😡
  5. guys i know this may be a little too aggressive but i really want to SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR FUCKING THROAT AND MAKE THEM CHOKE ON IT!!
  6. Dr. Pepper fanzone commercials are accurate 😄
  7. let's do it all day baby 🤘🤘🤘
  8. mchookem

    How dark are you?

    guess i'm pretty average. except for being a psychopath. huh.
  9. i'm surprised those gators didn't knock each other out... reminded me of the collision a couple of Longhorns had in the endzone that one game... was it the SA B12 CCG with Nebraska? 🤔 my memory has blocked it lol...whatever it was, our guys both ended up laid out on the field while the receiver scored.
  10. Gundy talking shit about Sark, winning 'coach of the year' out of spite, and now a dead longhorn. gawd i hope they end up like these punks...
  11. i feel like i was left home alone a lot starting at like 15 maybe. my maternal grandfather was sick/dying (heart disease) for what seemed like a couple years, so my parents pretty regularly traveled from Houston to Palestine during that time. they would take my sister, as she is 9 years younger and was thus still very much a young child. but at some point they determined forcing their teenage daughter to miss school and spend every spare moment around death and dying wasn't great. however... leaving their teenage daughter home alone regularly probably also wasn't great. it didn't help that during this same time period their marriage was literally disintegrating. they had a lot of adult stuff on their minds and were just not particularly...attentive 😐 let's just say...there were a lot of shenanigans. but to be fair, there were a lot of shenanigans when they were home as well. did i mention they weren't very attentive? gawd, it's honestly amazing i didn't end up (fill in the blank). 😜
  12. he also shoved his face in Allison William's ass. so he's got that going for him 😄
  13. "yeah but all you guys got to buy a big fancy gun on your way home from the hospital so quit yer whining!"
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