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mchookem

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Everything posted by mchookem

  1. that's actually fucking hysterical 🤣
  2. 'what am i, chopped liver?'
  3. appeals court overruled within the past hour per local news, Trump back in charge of CA NG
  4. felt like an attempt to justify their 'comedy' category
  5. ikr, like that person claiming Iran had hacked Bibi's shit and knew all his secrets... must have meant the opposite lol
  6. to be fair the Democrats aren't running ads on anything bc everybody stopped giving them money bc that loser vibe
  7. i wish he'd finished his comment - she has half a dozen criminals she's rotating WHERE?
  8. my dad accidentally left my sister in a liquor store in Reynosa when she was 3. we were traveling with Mexican friends in two cars (celebrating a quinceanera), i was in the first car with my mom, she assumed my sister was with the guys in the second car...she couldn't see my sister's head/silhouette so she made everybody pull over shortly after we crossed back over the border, and sure enough dad thought she was in our car. she was in nobody's car lol. back across, screech up to the store... sister is inside, sitting on the counter, eating some candy the proprietor gave her, completely unfazed. i don't think my mom spoke to my dad for a week.
  9. yeah sorry, i'm absolutely rooting against the current iteration of America. blind nationalism in the face of unrestrained destruction, idiocy, cruelty and avarice is for children.
  10. wasn't one of his favorite dance tunes from Les Mis? 😆
  11. Texas is so lost 😞💔
  12. omg that killed me GOD DAMN US ALL https://immigrantjustice.org/
  13. ... and yet they voted for ALL of it. so, you know...🖕
  14. fuck donald trump.
  15. Jazz, Disney, and school shootings...
  16. he's a U.S. citizen. whatever that's worth now
  17. time to amend... 4. conspiracy theorist moron who keeps stepping on his own dick but is too stupid to realize it 🙄
  18. i didn't cook any of this, but i went to the farmers market and i did a lot of chopping. thus...Mediterranean-ish chopped salad 😄 green leaf, arugula and iceberg, feta, red onion, salami/pepperoni/ham, diced fresh whole mozzarella and a bit of colby, banana peppers, kalamata olives, tomatoes, cucumber, red pepper, and fresh chopped basil and dill. homemade lemon vinaigrette
  19. i mean when he was doing his puppy pep talk in his towel i may or may not have actually exclaimed 'jesus he's ripped!'
  20. well sure, you already live in the wilderness! 😜
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