this is correct.
also... this guy all i could think listening to him fucking righteously lose his shit was...that is one of the most american accents in existence. gotdammit.
not reading to find out bc i honestly don't know what would be worse/more believable, infighting over online sock identities or infighting over actual socks 😐
last night i was trying to think how it would actually feel to wake up one morning to your government not only telling you 'hey guess what, we bombed the shit out of this enemy country overnight' but also 'oh and btw as you go about your day today be prepared for retaliation and rockets raining down on your neighborhood, just fyi!'
i mean i guess Israelis are used to it? i dunno. but that would be a total mindfuck here. so i guess i should be prepared lol 😝
my dad accidentally left my sister in a liquor store in Reynosa when she was 3. we were traveling with Mexican friends in two cars (celebrating a quinceanera), i was in the first car with my mom, she assumed my sister was with the guys in the second car...she couldn't see my sister's head/silhouette so she made everybody pull over shortly after we crossed back over the border, and sure enough dad thought she was in our car. she was in nobody's car lol.
back across, screech up to the store... sister is inside, sitting on the counter, eating some candy the proprietor gave her, completely unfazed.
i don't think my mom spoke to my dad for a week.
yeah sorry, i'm absolutely rooting against the current iteration of America. blind nationalism in the face of unrestrained destruction, idiocy, cruelty and avarice is for children.