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Treefidy

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  1. He looks like grown up bevis or butthead, can’t remember which is which.
  2. Avion 44, better and cheaper than 1942
  3. If we go to 12 playoff, the L8 won’t be taking a spot from the SEC. if the playoff stays at 4 there is no way in hell that any B12 eventuality gets an auto playoff spot, thus no way they are taking a spot away from SEC. maybe if you could convince aggy to go back…. It still wouldn’t give the B12 an auto berth, but it sure would be great and those rubes probably think they are important enough. Before you get too upset with UT keep in mind we might be joining SEC so we can take down yet another conference, the old “if you cant beat them, kill them”. It’s apparently what we do.
  4. ME: Cmon Texas, you cant kill conferences. TEXAS: Okay….. so I can kill THAT conference? ME: No Texas, you CANT kill conferences! TEXAS: Okay, say I’m in a hotel room, and the conference just wants to touch me…. I can kill that one?
  5. OU will come up with the jack, heard they hired a couple consultants in an RV in the New Mexican desert.
  6. You are shaggy/surly royalty, but around here we tell the emperor when he’s running around naked with a fleshlight hanging from his dingaling.
  7. More like Def Leppard’s drummer
  8. The funniest part of everything is SEC is probably going to expand to 20 (or possible more) and essentially become 2 conferences under the SEC banner. Bammer in control of the East with Uf, UGA and Barn…. Meanwhile in the west…. aggy ends up back where they started. It would be even funnier if the new division designations become the SEC and SWC, I would be just fine with that but the aggys I know would go full tilt.
  9. Meanwhile, over in aggyland…. Ahhaaa!! See? We are more important than little sip little tu brother!! When WE joined SRC nobody said nuffen because they were all skerd to wake the sleeping giant. This proves tu is our little sippin brother and nobody cares about them! Now we just gotta pay jimbo more money so he don’t leave and take our 2013 MNC with him.
  10. There might be one or two, along with a couple doctors, a few entrepreneurs, a civil servant or two, and about 350,,000 attorneys.
  11. he quite literally writes out every letter in his name. There’s just one problem with that.
  12. OU is locked down at the fair, so it traditional pig or aggy or we start a new rivalry in the new conference. Bama would be my pick, it’s inevitable.
  13. Hey, there’s a Slavic languages and a couple anthropology classes that still have room., go around to section 113, the tables are still right next to each other The PAC is on life support, at this point it seems just as likely that SEC raids the ACC and the B1G raids the PAC and we end up with 2 super leagues. The SEC with more recent football prowess with blue bloods Bama, OU and UT but a bunch of football firsts w/ Clemson, LSU, UF, FSU, Miami, etc. B1G with Dome, USC, tOSU, Meatchicken, *Corn. along with some good footballers in Oregon, Whisky, probably others. might not be the worst thing to have 2 super conferences, 20 teams each, four 10 team divisions, essentially 4 regional conferences. This is where I think it’s headed, the slow ones thought there was still plenty of time, NIL sped up the timeline.
  14. Ok so klan being the reasonable and outspoken one, then the fleshlight.. somehow that set me off on a laughing fit to wet shit falling out of my eyeballs.
  15. But they have some really good points. They should ABSOLUTELY pay jimbo ALL THE MONEY. Guaranteed of course. They should just go ahead and go $20M a year, extend it by another 10 years without buyout. Be proactive aggy, your 7:5/10yr contract is starting to look like chump change now that it’s a few years in. in fact, they should just give him all the money up front, I guarantee he’s an aggy for life until ogre gets fired.
  16. The B12 was formed when the Big 8 absorbed a dead and fractured SWC. UT brought 2 little brothers and their rapist cousin and joined powerhouse blue bloods Nebraska and OU and their clan. Fast forward, when Nebraska gets a sandy vagina and leaves does the conference implode? Nope. How about when aggy decides that they are big brother and they are moving out? Where was the outrage, people demanding the legislature step in, conference folding like a cheap lawn chair? Right. Crickets. Having aggy show their ass repeatedly while being completely oblivious to embarrassment has been the best part of this whole thing.
  17. Not so fast, that stretch from Santa Rosa to sunnyside is littered full of Texas Mifls throughout the year.
  18. Yeah, I mean, they both won the heisman and coaching them was probably pretty cool. 41-38 and VY though.
  19. Seriously, when are teams like TOSU, Pedo, Corn, Wisconsin, Clemson, UNC, FSU, Miami, Oregon, USC, OU, and all the rest going to catch up and stop fielding 6’ 200lb linemen? Unless/until that changes, it’s the SECs world and we’re all just spectators. Bama is Bama because they got the greatest HC possibly ever, the same fucking guy who pulled LSU off life support and make them competitive. UF happened into the second greatest coach of this era and have since fallen down with all the rest of their SEC deadbeat brethren. UGA has cheated lights out and still hasn’t done jack shit in 40 years, Barn bought one year with The Chiz at the helm, middle of the pack aggy might be their 5th best team which puts them several places higher than they averaged in the B12. Says something about the quality of the SEC, 7% great, 7% good, 14% better than average, and 71% scrubs. The SEC is exactly average compared to other conferences.
  20. Big Alastair Reynolds fan here, surprised no one has mentioned Iain M Banks. He died a few years ago but his books are great. Anyone who likes hard sci-fi/ space opera owe it to themselves to have a look. Start wherever you like, Hydrogen Sonata, Matter, Excession,or Player of Games whatever, hard to go wrong imho. Culture series very good and gotta love ship names. the Culture Eccentric ship The Mistake Not… (Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath) At a completely different pace, I enjoyed Stephen Baxter’s Flood and sequel Ark
  21. I always read him in a Jeff Ward voice.
  22. The foist s of UT/OU to the SEC make it less like a 16 team conference and more like 2 adjacent 8 team conferences. In the most logical geographic split there’s no rivalry games that need to be preserved, LSU being the only SEC original that doesn’t have an old rivalry game. the tougher thing would be trying to get the SEC to add conference game(s) so there could be more cross conference play. we know butt hurt aggy would vote against us joining, might not get votes from LSU or Miss schools as they would see the realignment writing on the wall and might not like that? Would think we would alternate the Miss schools on home/away along with the 2? Cross division games. So the worst possible season would include vandy/USCe and we end up with a home schedule of MSU, Mizzery, pig, Vandy and 2-3 OOC games. Best case could be something like LSU, aggy, Ole miss, Bama at home plus 2-3 OOC. I’ll take that all day over any other option, including independent. Dome is not as dominant as they once were, and they are in the ACC for the most part. I dont think we could make it as an independent without it being some kind of weird UT/USC independent partnership pairing.
  23. Dude you use a lot of words but this is well put. I thought the last 6 hires sucked and was wrong about one of them. Maybe if he stays sober he will become a good HC? Who fucking knows, I guess we will over the next few years. At least we can look forward to knowing the last fuckface is no longer tanking our season.
  24. I guess I never realized just how much border Ohio shares with West Virginia and Kentucky. Like most of their border combined. Explains A LOT.
  25. Our best QB never won a heisman and only managed to beat a shitty PAC school for his glory year. meanwhile, Manziel won a heisman AND beat Bama while enjoying glory holes. check and mate
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