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Treefidy

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  1. So sounds like vandy isnt vaxed as a whole either, they said today was their testing day and they were all cleared to play on Monday.
  2. Spoken with all the vehemence of one closetojumping, a strong flavor of Randy dukes signaling, but still a hint of texifornias west coast laissez faire. You might just be a sock of a bot.
  3. $3k cash bond for possession of marijuana. Regardless of aggy in aggyland, it’s long past time to let it go. It’s a fucking plant, there are so many other things law enforcement could focus on.
  4. Much more tragic, he was crushed and drowned watching a zebra try to fuck a hippo.
  5. Lucy’s fucking sucks. There was one literally 2 driveways down from me on 620, same spot where Iguana grill sat for years. It was so damn close, we kept thinking “maybe this time it will be ok”. They tanked after a year or so.
  6. Seriously though, who goes through a tough divorce and thinks “college station. That’s the place to rebound.” I would probably drive over to Dallas or commune to Houston for the weekends, or find a gig out in LA. ohhh, wait. It’s not like that, NTTAWWT
  7. Try Haiti, they found the wreckage of the Santa Maria right off the coast.
  8. Bama and Clemson are certainly at the top of the past decade+ and tOSU is only a half step behind because of 2 scandals in 7 years that led to coaching change. Those are the 3 best teams and it’s not even close for the rest. UGA has been the most overrated team for the past 2 decades, the tallest midget in the SEC whos claim to fame is top 3 recruiting classes that get smashed by Bama every year. Until they actually prove they can win something they would stop getting the benefit of the doubt. OU and LSU are that second tier teams who most years can compete and give the top tier a run. Dome is woefully overmatched when they play the most talented teams, kind of like UGA without the top recruiting classes. As far as the fewer conference games bolstering rankings/opinions, look no further than aggy. They were a .500 conference team when they were here, they are still that same .500 conference team but they end up with a better overall record and are now considered a fringe top 5 team, due entirely to the myth of the SEC It’s pretty damn dumb to handicap your entire conference relative to the competition by playing more games and adding more losses to the combined record.
  9. The way things seem to be heading, I would just assume blow the whole thing up and join the NFC south with UT, OU, OSU, Tech, LSU, piggy, aggy, and pick one more. those are the games I would want on the yearly slate, that’s where most of the people I know went to school. Baylor’s probably that 8th team though fuck them, they should be keel hulled (is that still a thing you can get away with?)
  10. In our current format there is no way for us to have an undefeated and a 1 loss team at the end. We can have 2 one loss teams, and a two loss team. Or an undefeated and 2 two loss teams.. Round robin sucks when your the only one doing it, it’s why the P12 added teams back when USC and Oregon were good but they were the only conference handicapping theirselves.
  11. Then how about one up the SEC model, go to 2 divisions of 5, play 7 conference games, bring in a bunch of sisters of the poor in late October AND late November for those 4 and 5th OOC games, then profit when most of the conference ends with 10+ wins
  12. Life would never be the same without that sweet smell of upholstery and cushion stuffing burning in spring oil.
  13. The fact they think they’re better than Vanderbilt in baseball, fellow SEC and all, summarizes their delusion.
  14. Seriously. It looks like someone has been grudge fucking his prolapsed eye sockets, and that’s apparently another one of Jimbos kinks.
  15. I’ve known a few husker fans back in the day, but only one who actually attended classes in Lincoln. He moved here with his mullet firmly intact, lost his drivers license after his 4th DWI and was relegated to riding a bicycle to work. Mullet locks flowing and the smell of goldschlager on his breath while pedaling down Lamar, he is what I think of every time I think of “husker fan.” that and his stories about basements and rolling giant joints out of Omaha ditch hemp only to get a massive migraine, because they were too far from Mexico and it looked like it would get you high. Not sure what their license plates look like but I imagine they say something like “Nebraska, too stupid to move”
  16. I went to the TxState game at aggy 2 years ago as a guest of some friends (long story) and the crowd was slow to arrive, never filled above 65-70% and were quick to leave. It was loud as shit at one point with about half the stadium empty because they pipe in fan noise over the speakers. I started paying attention to the noise level and general fan apathy at certain points and am 100% certain that was the case. Now I understand it was legal to fake crowd noise in 2020 due to limited/no crowds, but I thought it was illegal to do that previously. It was absurdly loud and certainly distracting for TxSt, lending to the mysticism of the tackle box. Fortunately they refrained from playing sandstorm. I recall an opposing coach a few years ago (think it was Mullen) making a snarky comment about how loud the crowd noise was, calling them out without actually calling it fake.
  17. 5 P5 and 3 at large with a limit of 2 from a conference is probably the best solution since schedules are so unbalanced. Then it doesn’t matter what the SEC does, if they get an artificially inflated team in at large, they will get exposed before winning 3 games and the myth will slowly die. The big problem now is it’s a free for all for the top 4 spots and whatever it asks to grab one of those spots. The SEC has designed a system to exploit that at the fans expense, seriously, nearly half the conference only play one another once every 7 years.
  18. I would think somewhere between 99.999 and 99.9999% would be more accurate. Maybe I’m decimal challenged but it would seem aggy is effectively saying there’s only around 8 people in the world who would have the chance to make millions in their early 20’s.
  19. Bama needs to go down so the myth can die along with them, you really can’t discern a lot from the OOC schedule with 1/4 of their schedule loaded with Mercers and Kent Sts. the one game they all play consists of UT, Miami, Pedo, Clemson 2x, FSU, Stanford, UCLA, NC St, Colorado, BC, Pitt, and Louisville x2 1 B1G, 1 B12, 3 PAC, and 9 ACC So we will have a fair idea of how the SEC stacks up against the shitty ACC plus Clemson, and that the PAC still sucks.
  20. If Sark said “I’m hiring Art Briles and I will keep his bullshitshit in check, because I’m hiring the best possible staff I can put together” I would be more ok than him trying to hire Mike Stoops. That’s just fucking disturbing. And to think he let a guy go who is still under contract, who showed promise as a coach and was starting to show some recruiting chops? Only to try and bring in a complete asshole like Mike? We are trying to find our way out of the Sahara and they guy leading us has a broken fucking compass.
  21. The wagon is going to end up crashed into a ditch, like catching a ride to an AA meeting with Nick Nolte and Bobby Brown with Charlie Sheen driving. Hope we can recruit some high end talent over the next few cycles then warm the Urban thread back up in 2023. If he goes through with it, hiring an asshole fuckup loser like the regarded Stoops does not instill confidence that Sark has turned the corner and learned how to be a great HC.
  22. We learned that “retiring” is his way of getting out of a spiral and that he will be back coaching college again in ~4 years after he flames out of the NFL.
  23. What’s underrated is how hard it is to go undefeated in a season. This was Sabans 2nd undefeated season ever, he now joins that very exclusive club. There are many other famous names who caught lightning in a bottle and did it once. Osborne did it 3 times, dick muncher at OU did it 4, rapey McJoePa did it 5, Gil Dobie did it 11 times. csb, my great grandfather is on that list.
  24. Evers is gone, time to adjust to that reality. They are playing for the MNC next week and they will be competing for MNCs for the next sever years at the least, we are still hoping to get back to that level.
  25. No this guys theory is: Urban looked under the hood at state of recruiting and decided we weren’t ready. Part of his agreement is we hire Sark who gets Tosh and others to stack talent while Urban gives the NFL a try at Jacksonville for a few years. Bonus is it screws with Bama and derails Sabans final MNC season. Once Sark gets the roster and recruiting in order and Urban can’t take all the losing in the NFL, he slides into the perfect scenario at UT in 2023. This puts him on a similar but better trajectory than Saban and he enjoys a multi year run at the very top, wins 4 MNCs in 5 years and leaves Saban in his dust as the GOAT. Urban 2023, it’s happening!!! Urban 2023, it’s happening!!!
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