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I mean, we have some dumb fuck fans but they take it to the next level. Sips are going to come turn us in for cheating again, they are such a dirty program! tu only THINKS they have more money than any other SEC school, but it’s not true and not like it’s public info anyways. then that thing about muudhole prison rape porn and ass salt fights in the stands, holy shit.

The icing the kicker rule in no way reduces the number of plays or makes it safer for the players. Shorten a game by 1 minute for sure. Does not affect the play clock or play count in any way.

I say give UF/barn a go and swap for OU/MSU Helps keep barn from popping up for a serious run once a decade, also doesn’t allow OU to build recruiting ties to florida as fast. I think both are good for us. LSU and UF are founders with a lot of recent success so it’s hard to see the, getting the shaft while vandy and the Miss schools pretty much get their top rivals. Regardless of how we have perceived the SEC bias and favorable scheduling mechanisms, it’s obviously a well run conference or they wouldn’t have won 13 of the 17 MNCs. However scheduling shakes out will probably look a lot like your model and there will be great games on every week.

Aggy delusion: Bjork made it an unwavering condition that the first tu game is played at the tackle box in exchange for agreeing to sign off on expansion and making it unanimous. Reality: You WILL sign, it WILL be unanimous, or you can grab your shine box on your way out the door. Also, why in the fuck do they all seem to think their Kroger remodel is the best in the country and untouchable? I guess they don’t get out much?

At my daughters graduation party we got her neighbor to help out with delivering some tables and all he wanted was a case of natural light. I told him I would buy a case of anything, but he really wanted natty. So when I told him that I wouldn’t buy that and that he had to chose something else, he chose michelob. Surprised he didn’t ask for Salem menthol 100’s to go with that because that’s what my east Texas great aunt would have asked for.

Bold move, after the limb breaks and he falls on top and accidentally rapes you.

He may not know shit about fuck, but not necessarily for the reason you imply. I actually spotted tanked bevo leaving work today…..

Ya but it was her it and he’s retarded, we don’t make fun of them.

Bring Ohio State in for the second half so there’s some competition, and then frack the San Andreas until it gives.

Haha duggan sucks

Not the best pic, there’s maybe 2 in that group I would take home at 2am. if I zoom out and squint, they look a little better.

There’s a joke in there about pederast Day getting crucified, but I’m too drunk to find it

Haha. Fuck FOSU

Based on the lack of holding calls across the board this year, I think it’s just part of speeding games up and benefitting offense which fans find more entertaining… there’s still a few people who enjoy 7-6 snoozers, but most people are add and like wild games. I think footwork is even more important for OL because as long as you stay in front of your block you can pretty much hold all you want. The few calls I’ve seen this year were when the OL gets beat and grabs the defender from behind.

Guess I’m the only dumbass in here who took a bunch of electives in astronomy in RLM. A 2;000mph asteroid would be named slowneal9aggy by default, most of them are moving at like 40,000mph of course mass (composition matters significantly, but 200ft diameter probably destroys the whole shitty town and ruins the day for a bunch of greater NW Houston suburban insurance agents day.

Yeah, after 4 drafts and going on their 5th the staff has 2 LBs in the NFL. Meanwhile Sark doesn’t have any LBs in the NFL after his first year, though admittedly he’s got one going in year 2 (and likely another in year 3). Just doesn’t make any sense what so ever why anyone might think they could get developed at tu, mindbottling.

All your aggy righteous indignation aside, sometimes shit happens. CSB/ Leaving Lake Travis years ago with BSC, driving her car back to west campus, 19 at the time. She gets violent, hitting and scratching while I’m trying to drive, and now she wants to drive, it’s her car. Pull over into a parking lot somewhere on 620, I get out and walk around, she slides over and locks the doors and drives off. So what do I do? What any sane guy would do. I throw my shoe at her car. 3 guys sitting around a truck bed drinking beer watch this go down and start heckling me so I walked over and hit the first guy. The fight ended when their legs got tired of kicking me up under their truck. I laid there for a while after they left, finally got up and walk/jogged down 620, down 71, then up bee cave to Barton springs. It took hours. Some girls took pity on me and gave me a ride from there back to west campus. when I get there my door is locked (never did, didn’t even have a key) and BSC was inside and wouldn’t open the door. At that point I’m exhausted and just want a cold beer and a bong hit. Well she dumped the weed down the storm drain and set the beer out in the parking lot for whoever grabbed it. Keep in mind I was 19 and that beer had been very tedious to acquire. Plus it’s late/early so the getting more ship had sailed. I finally convinced her to open the door, I walked past her and grabbed an arm full of her clothes from the closet and threw them out the front door. When I went back for a second load she started hitting, scratching, spitting, whatever…. Didn’t even feel it, just grabbed another load and tossed it outside with the rest. She threw a wine bottle at me and missed, smashed the mirror when it hit, oops that one would have hurt. On the next load was when she went to the kitchen and got a big ass butcher knife and she blocked the bedroom door which was my only way out. I still had a load of her clothes in my hands and I told her I would leave and she could get the rest of her shit and get out before I came back. She told me to put her clothes down and that I wasn’t going anywhere. So I dropped her clothes and punched her right in her forehead, she still managed to cut my arm pretty good in the process. She sat down in a chair still holding the knife with 1,000 mile stare. I took one of her shirts and wrapped my arm, left and walked down to taco cabana. It’s surprising that even at like 4 in the morning people at cabana will get up and move tables giving you a wide berth when you go in looking like you were just in a plane crash. I didn’t go home that night or the next day stayed with friends and when I finally went back, BSC and her shit were gone. Don’t know how the police didn’t get called, probably neighbors all passed out from drinking all my booze. Low point in my life, not proud of any of it, but saying never hit a woman under any circumstance is wrong.

Not sure, but remember they can only take a small class because they are dumbfucks. Normally you would think he’s going to recruit very well and crush it, or at least leave the next guy with a plethora of riches. But free agency has changed all that so this should be an interesting case study

Over a thousand guys entered both today. Some are looking to pick up more TDs, some looking to drop some STDs. Honestly I’m having a hard time figuring out which is who is what at this point.

Nah, he went long in pharmaceuticals

Nah, physical assault should be ok, like Kelsons hit on Klatt was felonious and I’m fine with it. targeting may have eliminated heat seeking missiles, but we can still get guys who make their guys quit football.

He will just start posting as Joey Frozenwater

USC says hi.

Their 5-7 looks a whole lot like ours from last year. By game 2 any thoughts of an MNC we’re all but gone and cracks in the locker room began to widen. After a few game win streak the wheels fell off for 6 straight losses, then ended the season on a winning note. Maybe coaches told the team the biggest malcontents we’re getting portaled out and it helped team chemistry? The dynamics are different for sure. We had some idiots upset we fired an asshole but managed to go from 5-7 to 8-4 on the heels of a coaching change. They have a bunch of mercenaries upset they play for an asshole yet managed to go from 8-4 to 5-7 on the heels of the greatest recruiting class of all time. They probably get back to 8-4 next year if they hold on to their QB and the OL can keep him from getting David Ashed

Looks like the photographer is a guy laying on the ground without pants on.