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Ignatius

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  1. It’ll probably be fine. My thought is that for this event there will be way fewer people in the parking lot because of the weather, but people aren’t going to want to just roll the dice on taking an Uber right before the game. “Just take the J Gilligan’s shuttle” sounds like “Just take the Parsons shuttle” in 2005, but I’m probably wrong; it’s definitely happened before….
  2. lol have you Ubered into that shit before? Or tried to Uber out?
  3. What percentage of people going to a Cowboys game live within 30 miles of the stadium and have multiple routes/tricks for navigating the area and have been there more than 1-3 times? How do you think that compares to the game tomorrow?
  4. Man J Gilligan is gonna be an unholy clusterfuck tomorrow. They do a great job, don’t get me wrong, but they’re gonna be overwhelmed…
  5. Tell your buddy to tell that dyke bitch to spring for cable…
  6. Is your father in law your boss or some shit?
  7. What a shocker!!
  8. Is that really looking at the ‘bodies of work’ or the last two weeks? Over the entirety of the season your offense didn’t have the horsepower to overpower a high school defense, spectacular individual efforts not withstanding. You won’t find a Texas fan on this board who thinks we’ll beat Ohio State playing like we did last week. Most of us don’t think that will happen; did you feel the same way after losing to Michigan?
  9. The Houston pro football franchise has an all-time 3-0 playoff record against the Chargers, including the epic win in SD in 1979. Earl, Dante, and Mike Barber were all out that game against prime Air Coryell/Fouts. Vernon Perry picked off the latter four times in the last big win of the Luv Ya’ Blue era. I take this as a good sign…
  10. Fucking brutal road schedule; thank God for our division lol..
  11. I think the only real way to settle this issue is me to have a three-way with Herman and Sark’s wives…
  12. I think at this point they might, but I wouldn’t touch that $52MM option if I were Houston….
  13. Anthony Richardson has twice the arm Milroe does; unfortunately he has zero accuracy…
  14. Got me man, for football games I’ve always been coming in from DFW. For Rangers games (far less traffic) I always tried to avoid anything involving crossing/being on Collins but if you park west of it on RM and keep going west to FW you might be fine…
  15. So the Falcons finally figured out that giving B 22-28 carries is the best way to use him. If they come to the realization that he also needs about 10 targets in the passing game they might have something…
  16. The NFL should have the last six weeks of the regular season be nothing but divisional matchups. Would be even better if they were 3 sets of home/away matchups so you played the same team back to back…
  17. The NFL can’t do shit about it, it’s in the franchise agreement and the only way around it is if the franchise voluntarily surrenders the rights to their color schemes, logo, whatever. The only reason Cleveland kept theirs was that the city only dropped their lawsuit once the NFL promised them an expansion team and Art Modell surrendered his rights to the above. The city of Houston and Harris County (and the vast majority of the population) didn’t give a flying fuck about any of that when the Oilers were leaving…
  18. Lol so how is this any different than “my wife wants to fuck some rando so she’s sending me to the game!!”?
  19. Or at least, getting too hammered and not going somewhere else before they start fucking shit up…
  20. I’ve always referred to a shot as a ‘heater’…
  21. Everyone involved in both of those incidents was white, dipshit….
  22. I’ve always parked in one of the surface pay lots east of the Rangers ballpark(s) along Randol Mill. It’s a bit of a hike but not too bad….
  23. Apparently locations won’t be known until Monday, but look at your credit card charges - if it’s $300 per (plus $30 total), you’re in the upper level…
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