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Ignatius

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  1. Fuck man nobody in this lineup can get the ball out of the infield. This is as deep a hitting funk as I can remember this franchise ever being in outside of maybe the Covid year….
  2. I played center in football in high school and routinely held farts until our QB (Keith, then Doug) put his hands in the hot spot….
  3. lol fucking for real on the HBP?
  4. He and DeMeco are exactly the kind of people you want as the face/leaders of your franchise. Amazing the about-face the franchise has had over the last four years…
  5. CSB - I was at the game in Arlington when Mattingly tied the record; road trip during summer school between my sophomore and junior years at UT…
  6. What the fuck is a ‘magazine’ outside of something idiots refer to as a clip? JK, I’m 57…
  7. If they can resist the urge to sell off some/all of Olise/Eze/Mateta and retain Glasner, look for Crystal Palace to make a top-4 push next year…
  8. If I expand this list to five I’d include that plus Isiah Thomas’ one-legged game against Boston in 1988…
  9. Ironic, because I’ve lived in Atlanta for four years now and what drives me insane is that these motherfuckers merge onto a highway at 40-50 and slowly, slowly ease up to the actual speed limit…
  10. Can’t believe it’s been 30 years since the Spike Lee game. That was one of the top 3 ‘fuck you motherfuckers, you can’t do shit to stop me’ NBA playoff moments in my life. In no particular order: Reggie vs. Spike MJ vs. Portland Game 1 1992 Finals Dream vs David Robinson moments after DR got his MVP trophy
  11. Tell me you work in finance but don’t know shit about accounting without telling me you work in finance but don’t know shit about accounting….
  12. You bitches are all gonna lose your shit when we take him at #3. JK, we’re gonna deal #3 and Sengun for DeMar DeRozan…
  13. Even though their first game (vs Fresno State) under this new policy is at night and they’ll have that one under their belt, their concession staff has no idea of the onslaught that awaits them or any other stadium selling beer when Texas comes to town, early kick or not. Prepare your anus…
  14. It’s a brutal stretch, but given the choice I’d rather play that stretch at the end of the year than the beginning. Talk about controlling your playoff destiny…
  15. They’re a bunch of fucking pussies…
  16. Ignatius

    Colonoscopy

    By this point you should be shitting nothing but yellow water…
  17. Ignatius

    Getting old sucks

    I used to squeeze the fuck out of the sides of my heel right where it met the arch with a wood clamp. Hurt like hell but provided massive relief…
  18. Every re-up at every position for top-5 players will always set the market….
  19. Georgia is 42-2 over the last three seasons; they’re #1 until someone clearly takes it away…
  20. …or take Odunze and beef up the weapon corp around Cousins and try to outscore everyone…
  21. Maybe you should stop spending so much time listening to idiot-ass sports radio….
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