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Ignatius

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  1. Several meters high…. Alabama and West Virginia fans have this one on everybody. As many great songs as there are mentioning/featuring Texas, they generally don’t lend themselves to firing up a crowd at a game. Shit the one that probably comes closest is All My Exes Live In Texas, and he’s talking about how glad he is to get the fuck out of here. On the other hand, who the fuck isn’t going to sing along to Sweet Home Alabama or Take Me Home, Country Roads? There just isn’t a Texas-centric song at a sporting event that can hold a candle to those two…
  2. I’m sure October is fucking insane stocking WalMart and Target with all that Halloween shit. Why aren’t you doing it this year?
  3. So what’s the title for the off-season thread?
  4. “I know I had 14 beers but those goddam steps on the bus were fucking slippery!! And nobody told me to be careful, or to not get hammered, or watch your step, or fucking anything at all! That’s fucking irresponsible; I don’t give a fuck who, someone owes me some fucking money!!!”
  5. Congratulations; you played one more game than we did this season.
  6. Who were the posters that dimed y’all out?
  7. You’re the dude who got all fucked up and fell into a fire, right?
  8. …or at least come up with something original. Orioles fans were doing that on the “Oh say” parts at the beginning and end of the national anthem 50 years ago…
  9. I’m really happy with how we’ve played at DT this year; I figured that was the weakest position group coming into the season but they’ve held their own, and really done well with the pass rush. OL, unfortunately, has been an even bigger negative surprise, especially with all the goddam boneheaded, lack of concentration penalties. I was traveling and didn’t see any of the game after the 1st quarter - how did Blake Fisher look in place of Tunsil? I’d love to have two new OTs going into next year….
  10. Hah, what exactly do you think our “Texas-ness” means in terms of ability to do fuck-all when it comes to billions of TV money? This ain’t 1967….
  11. This is funny, but in all seriousness we can’t lose sight of the fact that that Cherokee blood can produce some major-league hot tail…
  12. I hope the kid gets his head screwed on right and gets a degree regardless of what happens with his football career, but I fucking love it that we have the kind of culture under Sark that he gets called out immediately for shit like this. All gas, no brakes - don’t be a goddamn brake.
  13. Christ…
  14. Dude I think that’s Kennesaw State…
  15. Genuine question - why do the polls matter?
  16. Should I feel worse for him or people on welfare who didn’t get their money?
  17. Dude, the common man can’t understand ‘Slower traffic keep right’…
  18. I loved that ‘97 Sweet Sixteen team - Reggie, Clack, Chico, Dennis Jordan, etc. That win against Coppin State was a fuckin white-knuckle ride…
  19. This is what MLB does in round 1, and they don’t give a flying fuck about travel costs…
  20. Yeah and she had to punch him three times to do it….
  21. Yeah that makes sense, although in the age of analytics the whole idea of move a runner over, don’t swing with a slow-pitch softball uppercut, etc, has kind of gone out the window. In the days when the shift was (rightfully) allowed you should have been able to pay bonuses for laying down a bunt to a wide-open left side of the infield. Probably wouldn’t have paid out more than $500…
  22. Just like when I go to DC I’m paying $300 for a bumper sticker, not that ounce of weed they ‘give’ me…
  23. You can also get them for certain high-level achievements, which seems kind of inconsistent. Why can you pay a bonus for winning the MVP but not hitting 50 homers or batting .350?
  24. So awesome watching Ricky cap his career by consistently trucking those fuckers… Horns 50 MSU 13 521 yards
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