Everything posted by Ignatius
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Was a passenger in a car full of people out out of our minds on acid pulled over by the cops while wearing a $5.99 Michaelangelo costume from Target with my face painted green as a freshman living in Dobie on Halloween…so yeah, I’m going Michaelangelo.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
That’s what happens when you keep shit you don’t need anymore because “it’s still good”…
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
The closest US state to the continent of Africa is Maine…
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Ann Arbor / Detroit (Y'all are coming for the UT-UM game, right?)
My experience with Amtrak (extensive in the Northeast) is that if there’s going to be a delay it’s way more likely during the week than on the weekend, especially Saturday night. YMMV…
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Ann Arbor / Detroit (Y'all are coming for the UT-UM game, right?)
That’s what you can do when you don’t change grandpa’s diapers for a living…
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[Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
Is the location generally by the track stadium or are you still waiting to hear back on that?
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Colt McCoy retires from the NFL and joins NBC as a Big Ten analyst
I feel compelled to remind you of the 11th Commandment…thou shalt not make shitty predictions.
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The Generative AI Thread of Dominance
Fuckin’ Enola Gay’s payload can’t kill you, Ironside…
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
Think of how much different the first few years of the franchise might have been if instead of Carr they took the dude who went right behind him (Julius Peppers), and two years later instead of Dunte Robinson, who was OK, they took the dude who went right behind him (Ben Rapelisberger). Also could have passed on Amobi Okoye in 2007 and taken the guy who went right behind him (Patrick Willis). That, along with AJ, is four HOFs playing together into their prime…
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Neither did she…
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
DL is a little thin, injuries a concern on the OL, secondary is going to depend on some young guys to step up…but man, this team has the potential to be something special…
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2024 NFL free agency/off season thread
Well, at least their 2025 draft picks will be better…oh wait, all they have is a first and two fifths lol…
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2024 NFL free agency/off season thread
Why did they put a star in ‘kill’? Is that considered profanity now?
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[Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
You people realize that ‘fees’ are just a way to artificially lower the headline price right? All of these sites are charging more or less the same amount out of pocket to get into the stadium; why the fuck do you care if it’s $500 with no fees or $1 with a $499 ‘fee’?
- Tell Me About Michigan
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[Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
For those so inclined…Michigan is a legal marijuana state; Michigan’s Finest is about a 5-10 minute drive from the airport and is an excellent shopping experience.
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
Between Howard and Tunsil there’s a lot of $$ tied up in a couple of dude who seem to increasingly have injury issues. Think using that 2nd rounder on a OT last year might end up being a great decision. Hopefully they’re both good to go in the regular season, but good to have a backup plan beyond Charlie Heck…
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2024 NFL free agency/off season thread
Fuck the goddamn Cleveland Browns…
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[Adjacent to Gameday] Texas @ The Big House - A Blue Blood Party by Surly Horns
3 and maybe 4 for me…
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Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
Congrats man…my uncle told me a few years ago “your aunt and I have been happily married for 41 years….59 total”
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Back in the day (early 80s) when my sister went to school at Baylor they would let the bear chug a 2-liter Dr Pepper between the 3rd and 4th quarter in the end zone. Dude would slug that shit down in like 4 seconds…
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Do you translate cheap consumer electronics manuals from Chinese to English for a living?
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
In that order?
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Las Cruces is an unholy shithole just like BCS, so they’re not that dissimilar….
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2024 Texas Football Schedule
I was led to believe that every single game in the SEC was like playing a hybrid of the ‘85 Bears D and the ‘99 Rams O…