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Ignatius

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  1. Yeah the MSU game warmed up pretty quickly once Ricky started knocking their players the fuck outā€¦
  2. Lulz Iā€™m a moronā€¦
  3. Yā€™all are insane for ever, ever trying to enter the stadium thereā€¦
  4. I have one very shitty memory of freezing my ass off there in 1991ā€¦
  5. Like you say, they got to face your defense twiceā€¦surprised their margin over us isnā€™t bigger.
  6. Too bad we wonā€™t need your advice on how to deal with getting fuckstomped in the CFP, youā€™ve got a lot of experienceā€¦
  7. Itā€™s todayā€¦
  8. Yeah the chart Balcones posted lays it out. Lifetime gets you in the game, current level dictates how much you can get if youā€™re inā€¦.
  9. I think you can only order as many seats as you have in DKR, although Iā€™m sure for suite/club folks they relax thatā€¦.
  10. Any indication as to when the Foundation starts sending fuck you/youā€™re cool emails?
  11. As long as itā€™s not the goddam Irishā€¦
  12. That 2nd INT from Stingley was spectacularā€¦game is definitely slowing down for him.
  13. Yep, there are some key pieces (Cashman, Greenard, Fant, possibly Noah Brown and/or Shultz) that would be good to bring back. None of them individually would set the market by any means, but itā€™ll eat into that. Still enough to bring on at least one and probably two top-tier starters, ideally in the defensive front 7.
  14. If anyone knows when to hold ā€˜em and when to fold ā€˜em in terms of dick-sucking, itā€™s a dude who travels with a sex tentā€¦
  15. Stupid question, but by ā€˜with beverageā€™ does this mean ā€˜alcoholā€™, similar to Bama? If so Iā€™d be down for 2@$150 each
  16. Not unless you have a time machine and go back about 35 yearsā€¦
  17. Beano was ABCs ā€˜college football guruā€™ in 1969 but I donā€™t think he was an exec. He felt strongly about that happening, and Roone Arledge (the god of sports broadcasting at that time) definitely leaned on him for advice. My favorite Beano story: when he was SID at Pittsburgh, he got a call early in August from a woman who wanted ā€œthe roster for every Pitt player, even the walkonsā€. Beano responded that a lot of them were just tackling dummies and wouldnā€™t she rather wait until September for the final roster? She told no, because she ā€œwanted to sleep with everyone on the Pitt team.ā€ Benoā€™s (alleged) response: ā€œOK then; in alphabetical order, ā€˜Cook, Beanoā€™ā€ā€¦
  18. Narrarator: He fucking thought wrong.
  19. Yormarks reception today, and the absolute refusal by all of us in attendance to let up, will be one of the memories this 50+ year Longhorn fan will take happily to his graveā€¦
  20. On the tarmac in ATL about to departā€¦ TEXAS!!
  21. Shouldnā€™t they just have a Teams call?
  22. Of Archā€™s dick? Jesus, manā€¦.
  23. Yeah and whoever that blonde was at the Bama tailgate with her Gunnar button on was total smokeā€¦
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