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    Read the plot synopsis of August Underground’s Mordum. Do not YouTube even one second of that fucked-up shit; I know about it only because some dude in a bar in London overhead me and a co-worker having this exact conversation about A Serbian Film and was like “that’s fucking nothing”. To clarify, this isn’t my ‘favorite’ anything; rather the most fucked-up film I’ve ever heard of…
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    People who take forever to ask a simple question…
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    By September in Oakland the better O/U will be Pete Rose managerial wins…
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    Yeah, if we stay true to the Shanahan system, there aren’t going to be a lot of old-school 7-step drop, scan the field plays. It’s definitely a QB-friendly system…
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    He’s a military kid, he ain’t from anywhere..
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    Pretty sure I was rockin’ the Razr at that time…
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    My company pays McK about $5MM a year to tell us we’re stupid motherfuckers, so this hits close to home…
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    Solid win today; won a series where we could have gotten swept with a couple of breaks the wrong way. Just splitting the four in Oakland makes this a winning road trip, but would love to take (at least) 3….
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    People will be less willing to be called stupid motherfuckers when they’re paying for it; for free, it’s no bother…
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    Yeah that made a lot more sense when there were 300K people living in Austin…
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    Hit 8 over twice in 2019, only for a day each time…
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    Better her than Jack Easterby. If Hannah had been in charge of Tommy Boy’s balls instead of Osteen Lite we’d have gotten more than a 2nd round pick and David fucking Johnson for De’Andre Hopkins….
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    Hah yeah you dip REALLY fucking low…
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    The NFL isn’t going to pressure them at all; they’re going to reward them with a Super Bow for building a new stadium…
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    If your daughter is beautiful the tidiness of her vehicle will have zero impact on the quality of her life….
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    Nostradumbass…
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    Or exponentially elevate them…
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    Uhhhhh….
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    Rocker also pitched tonight - 0R/1 H/2BB/8K in 6 innings. Now has 37 strikeouts in 23 innings…
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    That Xavier game in 1990 is still my all-time favorite Horns hoops moment (even above beating Sparty to go to the Final 4), and Lance was the spark that brought us back down 16 in the 2nd half. RIP Lance…..
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    If the Hurts contract hadn’t happened then, the Burrow or Herbert one will eventually and would have resulted in the same outcome…
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    The middle of the night move was the team that left Baltimore (the Colts), not the team that moved to it (Browns)….
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    That’s because it was part of the deal (along with the NFL guaranteeing Cleveland the next expansion team) the franchise made with Cleveland in order to drop their lawsuit. When the Oilers moved nobody gave a fuck; the city/county was too busy sucking Drayton “there’s nothing wrong with the Dome!” McLane’s dick. Of course, the second the Oilers announced their move, suddenly the Dome was a miserable piece of shit and Drayton had to have it replaced or he’d have to move to DC. So they built that, and 3 years later built a new football stadium anyway. That was about the time all of these ‘lifelong Oiler fans’ came out of the woodwork….
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    Where did you say “great pickup, let’s go get some more” ? Was that what you actually meant when you posted “Foam finger #1 fan I am yeahhh!” ?
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    Are they really?

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