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  1. I think that's part of the joke? For some reason, all of the pics seem to be AI versions of who they purport to be? I have no idea why they didn't just use actual photos.
  2. TW: CR adjacent Her: "I read that there's some petition to use AI to erase Donald Trump from that once scene in Home Alone 2, and replace him with present day McCauley Culkin. So it would be Kevin talking to grown up Kevin!" Me: "Huh, that's kinda fun. But why would they need to use AI?" Her: "what? how else are they going to get Kevin talking to Kevin?" Me: by using basic special effects?" Her: "but they would need to somehow erase Trump from the old film, and then replace him with a current McCauley Culkin. How could they do that without AI?" Me: * spends several minutes listing films from the last 50 years that accomplished this very same thing. Her: "well, you know what I mean, AI, special effects, same thing."
  3. fify
  4. we have one of those super thin "walking treadmills" in our master bedroom. Wife was really motivated to use it for like 2 weeks. Currently, it has about a week's worth of clothes balanced on the handlebars, multiple pairs of shoes on the belt, and an unpacked suitcase from our thanksgiving trip sitting on top. looks great.
  5. if the coin flip doesn't use a cheeze-it for the coin, then what are we even doing
  6. Wife: Good job honey! Sandman:
  7. this war on traditional American values all started when those sons-of-bitches took lead out of gasoline
  8. Agreed. seatbelts, DUI laws, kid's bike helmets, fluoride, bidets, speed limits, ban on tobacco advertising, labor laws, etc. are all woke af.
  9. is this a direct quote from the "stupid shit wives say/do" thread?
  10. Every year, when it becomes clear that our shot at a title has passed - whether that's when the clock hits 00:00 during a playoff game, or a mid-season loss to Florida - I take some solace and satisfaction in knowing how upset and miserable some of you are going to be. I don't know how some of you haven't managed to swallow a bullet yet with your incessant need to find something to be upset about in literally every conversation, quote, event, act, or breath. You people live with other humans? And they tolerate this?
  11. Yikes...
  12. lmao wife's dead. main concern is Trump's legacy
  13. No, no, no. As explained above, Somalis are inherently criminal as a nationality. Just the facts
  14. wonder if FIFA will ask for their prize to be returned?
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