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  1. Otter
    This is all so stupid, but if Michelle wanted to get some revenge dick, well I mean I could probably be available. For the good of the marriage of course.
  2. Otter
    No doubt. And to make matters worse, apparently another member of the Smith family, maybe his brother, is now talking shit about Michelle. That is way, way out of bounds. What a couple of pieces of shit these dudes are.
  3. Otter
    Herman needs to get some hush money to this dude stat
  4. Otter
    Baylor sucks. Beat them, no excuses, and then hit the bars and smash their girlfriends.
  5. Otter
    Awesome man, thanks for posting. I still can't believe we pulled it off. Herman, you're doing a damn fine job of winning me over, so please don't fuck it up. Let's dominate on Saturday.
  6. Otter
    Lincoln Riley thinks Kevin Morgan is a swell guy
  7. Otter
    Lincoln Riley is the poster child for the pro-choice movement
  8. Otter
    Lincoln Riley is so ugly he makes blind kids cry
  9. Otter
    Proud of this team. KSU fought hard and made it a game but we punched right back and won in an extremely hostile environment. Very well done. Now it's time to go snatch the souls from ousux.
  10. Otter
    Lincoln Riley will never be half the man his mother is
  11. Otter
    Lincoln Riley is as useful as a vibrator with no batteries
  12. Otter
    K-State appears to be having a rare down year, so this is the perfect opportunity for us to take advantage of. I believe we will. I'm still not convinced Herman is the man that can lead us back to championships, but I have to admit, the last two weeks have given me hope. Of course a part of me suspects he just won those games to better set me up to crush my soul.
  13. Otter
    Yes just with less size and skill
  14. Otter
    https://media.giphy.com/media/x6sfBlcbXW7kc/giphy.gif https://media1.giphy.com/media/J5jmQF8IwNS6Y/giphy.gif
  15. Otter
    Not sure what you mean. Who wouldn't want this inspiring, stable gentleman as their head coach?
  16. Otter
    I don't know man. Cock lover Stoopid won a natty in only his second season with John Blake's players. Recruiting great players hasn't ever been our problem. Because of this, Texas demands excellence from our coaches, that they find a way to win and not feed us with a bunch of bullshit excuses. Either they get it done or they get got.
  17. Otter
    Okay now the Monday presser is making more sense. Hermensa came across very subdued, almost like a little boy, in obvious contrast to his normal arrogant dickheadedness. When cowchip brown asked his response to many fans accusing him of being arrogant, he turned red as a beet and managed to stammer out "I love our fans" rather than his typical response which would be to petulantly explain how no one understands the utter brilliance of what he's up to. This has Mack's fingerprints all over it, except rather than molding Hermensa into a smooth politician, he's just coming across like a total beta.
  18. Otter
    Great there goes my fallback excuse to explain interwebz AIDS to my wife
  19. Otter
    We have a top-flight hydration program
  20. Otter
    Is pimping easy? It is if you keep your pimp hand strong
  21. Otter
    If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right
  22. Otter
    In all seriousness, eat a dick cowchip
  23. Otter
    Stewie Mandel is a wee wittle man
  24. Otter
    Nah we just have an aversion to people that suck
  25. Otter
    Double post

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