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Txslnghrns
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To be fair…. Nobody had mentioned it as a breakfast choice. Buncha green been, mashed potato, okra as a side talk. I didn’t want to leave out the CFS’ rightful place on your breakfast table. Eggs, biscuits, and a Mickey Mouse pancake compliment a CFS just as well. In fact, I may hit River Oaks Cafe or Dixie house in funky town this weekend for a CFS breakfast…
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I, too, am a fan of the clown shoes product. However, I’m a Beast From the Far East kinda fella. But I’ve never really had a clown shoes I didn’t enjoy. Unless it was an IPA. IPAs taste like equal parts ass and foot.
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Fuk a buncha cereal for breakfast. When I eat breakfast I want a meal that’s gonna power me thru the day. There’s really only one meal that suffices. And you can’t forget the Mickey Mouse shaped pancake.
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Signed the petition. Don’t really like putting my name out in public like this but it’s for a worthy cause. Just look for Howie Feltersnatch.
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Completely slumming it tonight….
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Guess I’m working the bottle myself tonight. HATE that it has to be that way.
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Let’s go!!
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I’ve been jumping to all kinds of conclusions following this thread. Great time to break this bad boy out. -
Are the refs mics being recorded? The reason I ask is because I feel like we could file a freedom of information case against them and have this shit investigated. Tired of the fukery.
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Pre-gaming for Thanksgiving later today.
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“Obviously” you haven’t thought this through man. No way it could’ve been a setup. For that to be possible you would have to have a trained roach crawl across the table at the prescribed time of your choosing. I think this was all caught in real time.
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Come Saturday….
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Can you watch this later tho?
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[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
Txslnghrns replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Why do we always send the corner blitz from the wrong fukn side?!?! -
[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
Txslnghrns replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
No shit fuk face. But I do what I want. Watch your own screen. -
[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
Txslnghrns replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
This is not meant to be directly aimed at you. It’s just something that gets vomited out on a regular basis. So please…..Shut up with the super bowl bullshit. It’s fukn tired and not even true. I don’t give a fuk what some poll a few years ago said. This ain’t the super bowl. And it doesn’t fukn excuse Texas from playing winning football. Just quit. I don’t give a fuk if it’s their super bowl. It should be our fukn chance to stomp weaker competition. We haven’t done that. For a long time. So quit with the super bowl analogy. -
[Game Thread] Texas at Baylor 11am on ABC
Txslnghrns replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
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That left big toe looks necrotic. Ol’ boy working that left toe……
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Asked a buddy for a viagra this weekend. Seeing as it was my 10 year wedding anniversary on the 22nd, I thought it might help me rattle the sugar walls. I don't even have a need for any ED meds. But I've heard a lot of guys who don't need it say it makes them feel like they can go longer. So I figured what could it hurt? I'm tryin to blow the back out like I used to back 16 years ago, when we first met. If anything, I was hoping it'd help me shoot ropes like I used to. No ropes were slung. More like if you were trying to eat soup after taking a mouthful of novocaine. Just kinda dribbled all over the place.
