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    Getting old sucks

    Txslnghrns replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Asked a buddy for a viagra this weekend. Seeing as it was my 10 year wedding anniversary on the 22nd, I thought it might help me rattle the sugar walls. I don't even have a need for any ED meds. But I've heard a lot of guys who don't need it say it makes them feel like they can go longer. So I figured what could it hurt? I'm tryin to blow the back out like I used to back 16 years ago, when we first met. If anything, I was hoping it'd help me shoot ropes like I used to. No ropes were slung. More like if you were trying to eat soup after taking a mouthful of novocaine. Just kinda dribbled all over the place.
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    SIAP
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    That’s a lot of rooms for $550.
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    2021 Drunk Thread

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    I can’t believe this hasn’t been bumped yet. I’m fukn hammered. And it’s only gonna get worse from here on out. I may need bail money. Is it illegal to kick puppies and children?
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    Man. That was awesome!! My allergies started acting up when I saw that.
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    Is there any available stream for the Bowie-Westlake game? Graduated from Bowie back in the day and haven’t seen any of these games since then. I think I read that KVUE has all the Westlake games but I live in DFW. If that’s the only stream available then so be it. I may just have to listen on the radio with iHeart. But if anyone has a link it would be appreciated.
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    Where are we tailgating? Asking for a friend.
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    I’ll be at the game. Bring on the rain. The Step Brothers gonna be like ALL GAS!!!
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    But seriously tho. I did date a little person one time. They don't like to be called "midgets" really. Anyways. She was cool and all but eventually we had to break up because we just couldn't see eye to eye.
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    2021 Drunk Thread

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    I’m off tomorrow. Let’s go…. 16%
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    Appreciate the link. Unfortunately there are none in my size.
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    Anybody got a link?
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    In commercial break right now. Next up they have a bit called “Aggy Jar”.
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    Just purchased tickets in section 234 last night. Not sure what there is to do around the stadium pre-game. Sorry I can’t help out in that regard. Maybe others have some input or are better informed. I’ve only been to one other game at AGC. That was two years ago when Texas lost by 10. I do know that up to about an hour or so before kickoff, all beer vendors have what they call a “happy hour” where beers are half price. And beers are sold throughout the stadium, not just in premium seating. There are plenty of bars within 10-15 minutes of the stadium. 7th street and The Shops at Clearfork are two areas that come to mind. I don’t know that any of those areas open before 10 am and that’s cutting it close to kickoff. If there is a surly tailgate I’d for sure like to know about it. Expecting a much better outcome than I witnessed two years ago. Texas-56 TCU-17
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    No. That’s Jim Dickskin.
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    2021 Drunk Thread

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    Am I the only one here? Does anyone even visit this place anymore?
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    Good game. Appreciate the link. Will use again in the future!!
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    Jason Garrett’s play calling was impeccable on that last drive.
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    Hiney-key looks like shit!!!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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    Hiney-key looks like shit!!!! [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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