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Txslnghrns

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  1. Come Saturday….
  2. Can you watch this later tho?
  3. Why do we always send the corner blitz from the wrong fukn side?!?!
  4. No shit fuk face. But I do what I want. Watch your own screen.
  5. This is not meant to be directly aimed at you. It’s just something that gets vomited out on a regular basis. So please…..Shut up with the super bowl bullshit. It’s fukn tired and not even true. I don’t give a fuk what some poll a few years ago said. This ain’t the super bowl. And it doesn’t fukn excuse Texas from playing winning football. Just quit. I don’t give a fuk if it’s their super bowl. It should be our fukn chance to stomp weaker competition. We haven’t done that. For a long time. So quit with the super bowl analogy.
  6. That left big toe looks necrotic. Ol’ boy working that left toe……
  7. Txslnghrns

    Getting old sucks

    Asked a buddy for a viagra this weekend. Seeing as it was my 10 year wedding anniversary on the 22nd, I thought it might help me rattle the sugar walls. I don't even have a need for any ED meds. But I've heard a lot of guys who don't need it say it makes them feel like they can go longer. So I figured what could it hurt? I'm tryin to blow the back out like I used to back 16 years ago, when we first met. If anything, I was hoping it'd help me shoot ropes like I used to. No ropes were slung. More like if you were trying to eat soup after taking a mouthful of novocaine. Just kinda dribbled all over the place.
  8. SIAP
  9. That’s a lot of rooms for $550.
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    2021 Drunk Thread

    I can’t believe this hasn’t been bumped yet. I’m fukn hammered. And it’s only gonna get worse from here on out. I may need bail money. Is it illegal to kick puppies and children?
  11. Man. That was awesome!! My allergies started acting up when I saw that.
  12. Is there any available stream for the Bowie-Westlake game? Graduated from Bowie back in the day and haven’t seen any of these games since then. I think I read that KVUE has all the Westlake games but I live in DFW. If that’s the only stream available then so be it. I may just have to listen on the radio with iHeart. But if anyone has a link it would be appreciated.
  13. Where are we tailgating? Asking for a friend.
  14. I’ll be at the game. Bring on the rain. The Step Brothers gonna be like ALL GAS!!!
  15. But seriously tho. I did date a little person one time. They don't like to be called "midgets" really. Anyways. She was cool and all but eventually we had to break up because we just couldn't see eye to eye.
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    2021 Drunk Thread

    I’m off tomorrow. Let’s go…. 16%
  17. Appreciate the link. Unfortunately there are none in my size.
  18. In commercial break right now. Next up they have a bit called “Aggy Jar”.
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