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Txslnghrns

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  1. Txslnghrns

    2021 Drunk Thread

    Let’s go!!
  2. I’ve been jumping to all kinds of conclusions following this thread. Great time to break this bad boy out.
  3. Are the refs mics being recorded? The reason I ask is because I feel like we could file a freedom of information case against them and have this shit investigated. Tired of the fukery.
  4. Txslnghrns

    2021 Drunk Thread

    Pre-gaming for Thanksgiving later today.
  5. “Obviously” you haven’t thought this through man. No way it could’ve been a setup. For that to be possible you would have to have a trained roach crawl across the table at the prescribed time of your choosing. I think this was all caught in real time.
  6. Come Saturday….
  7. Can you watch this later tho?
  8. Why do we always send the corner blitz from the wrong fukn side?!?!
  9. No shit fuk face. But I do what I want. Watch your own screen.
  10. This is not meant to be directly aimed at you. It’s just something that gets vomited out on a regular basis. So please…..Shut up with the super bowl bullshit. It’s fukn tired and not even true. I don’t give a fuk what some poll a few years ago said. This ain’t the super bowl. And it doesn’t fukn excuse Texas from playing winning football. Just quit. I don’t give a fuk if it’s their super bowl. It should be our fukn chance to stomp weaker competition. We haven’t done that. For a long time. So quit with the super bowl analogy.
  11. That left big toe looks necrotic. Ol’ boy working that left toe……
  12. Txslnghrns

    Getting old sucks

    Asked a buddy for a viagra this weekend. Seeing as it was my 10 year wedding anniversary on the 22nd, I thought it might help me rattle the sugar walls. I don't even have a need for any ED meds. But I've heard a lot of guys who don't need it say it makes them feel like they can go longer. So I figured what could it hurt? I'm tryin to blow the back out like I used to back 16 years ago, when we first met. If anything, I was hoping it'd help me shoot ropes like I used to. No ropes were slung. More like if you were trying to eat soup after taking a mouthful of novocaine. Just kinda dribbled all over the place.
  13. SIAP
  14. That’s a lot of rooms for $550.
  15. Txslnghrns

    2021 Drunk Thread

    I can’t believe this hasn’t been bumped yet. I’m fukn hammered. And it’s only gonna get worse from here on out. I may need bail money. Is it illegal to kick puppies and children?
  16. Man. That was awesome!! My allergies started acting up when I saw that.
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