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    2021 Drunk Thread

    Bump. Had to work last night so didn’t get a chance to get fukd up during the game. So I’m trying to make up for it tonight. I despise IPAs but yet…here I am. I saw the 9% and put my disdain aside. It tastes like shit but it’s getting the job done. I’ll finish this sixer and carry the buzz out with some Dobel.
  2. IN!!!!
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    2021 Drunk Thread

    NTTAWWT
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    2021 Drunk Thread

    Oh boy……love me a good old fashioned….
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    2021 Drunk Thread

    Eagerly anticipate your next update!!! Are you quaffing a brew? Are you tippling some bourbon?!?!
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    2021 Drunk Thread

  7. SVP on ESPN just said he’d take ULL +9. Fuk that guy. He’s a Maryland grad who absolutely gloated when the turtles beat Tom Turtle. Twice. Would I have done the same thing if I was a Maryland grad? Yeah. But that doesn’t matter. Fuk SVP.
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    2021 Drunk Thread

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    Every time Michael Huff had something to say I was totally and completely intimated by that mans biceps. And shout out to fellow Bowie alum Michael Griffin. That INT was a thing of beauty.
  10. Will be in Austin this weekend for the game against ULL. The wife (no pics) and I stayed at the Omni downtown about a month ago. Great view from our room. Have no complaints about the hotel itself. But I do have a complaint about the lack of bidet. For two days I felt like a fukn savage and just hated the idea of taking a damn dirty crap. I obviously showered immediately after each dumpsky but I couldn’t help but feel like I could avoid all the extra clean up if only there was a bidet available. So I ask you…is there a hotel (or any other establishment) in the downtown area that has bidets available for a traveler who drinks copious amounts of alcohol during the home opener and will almost assuredly have mudd butt? I know there are traveler bidets but the reviews thus far on this thread seem less than stellar. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.
  11. I cannot wait. Getting into Austin late Friday night. I’ll probably be unable to sleep because, for me, this is like being a kid at Christmas. Wake up. Eat a responsible breakfast. Immediately followed by excessive alcohol consumption (NO IPAs!!!). I’ll be in section 6 for the entirety of it all. Super excited to be there for my first look at the SEZ and to usher in the Sark era. Texas wins 42-27 and the beginning of a new era of dominance begins.
  12. Tell me that you have a man bun without telling me you have a man bun.
  13. Fuck it. If I’m drinking a beer on a hot day and this is available I’ll pick it every time. And if I’m gonna ruin bourbon by pouring it on Coke (or any other coke) I’m not gonna pay more than I have to for the bourbon. Best bang for the buck IMO and it doesn’t taste like shit…..
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    2021 Drunk Thread

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    2021 Drunk Thread

    From a local brewery here in Fort Worth. Martin House. Originally was called Kookie Monster in past offerings. Was hoping for a little more viscosity out of it. But…it was very good. Definitely had that minty flavor and it only got better as the beer warmed to room temp. Bought this at specs. Also available at the HEB in Hudson oaks. Don’t know what part of the country your in. But here’s a link to Martin House. Also home to Best Maid pickle beer. Regular and spicy. https://martinhousebrewing.com And I like to drink barrel aged beers because the alcohol content is way higher than normal. We’re talking 14-15% for some beers. That means you get fukd up faster. But I also like to drink lots of bourbon too as evidenced by my past posts on this thread. Now time to choose my next beer. Time to take it up a notch….. Edit: Going with a 13%er.
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