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Txslnghrns

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  1. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
  2. If you’re into custom Hey Dudes, this is your shoe. Only $200. For some Hey Dudes. https://customdudes.com/products/limited-edition-longhorn-dudes?variant=46539803918643
  3. Txslnghrns

    2023 Drunk Thread

    I’m fukd up. LFG!!!
  4. Txslnghrns

    2023 Drunk Thread

  5. There’s nothing wrong with tossing some salad puns amongst friends.
  6. When it comes to Nicole….
  7. I wanna make so much sex with you….
  8. JETT BUSH FOR THE WIN!!!!
  9. I’m getting fukd up now!!!
  10. Did you see sark meet that coach? Their guy started explaining that none of that shit talking was his fault. It was all yormark. Swear.
  11. No matter what happens tonight….I love you guys.
  12. Pregaming. Getting into “the zone.”
  13. What can I get for one bottle?
  14. I laughed at this opening for 5 minutes straight. Walked away from the screen trying to quit giggling. Didn’t work.
  15. GAHDAM…..looks like every step to the mound hurts
  16. What was that song they played before going to commercial? I remember hearing Phish maybe?
  17. YOU KNOW WHAT???? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!!
  18. How could you have possibly known this before today??? Are you from the future????
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