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  1. Good. get rid of all the geriatric fucks in DC.
  2. You've got a scheming, 24 year-old gold digger with an IQ of about 80 controlling a 73 year-old, bumbling, anti-social coach who has decided to throw it all away for some fresh pussy. It can and likely will get more fucked up. I'm counting on it. 6 months ago? She probably already makes him sleep in a dog crate at the foot of her bed.
  3. Who knows.... its in Kyle, so I certainly never will.
  4. Skeptical doesn't adequately convey my opinion of this trade, but its also just some of the profits from my brief 24 hour foray into the critical metals mania last week. I have a sell order in on 2/3 of my contracts at a 50% profit, which would leave the rest as a free roll. If that doesn't hit by this afternoon, I'll probably bail on the entire position which is up about 30% currently. Like I mentioned....purely an entertainment wager, certainly not an investment.
  5. Some of the apes on wsb seem to be pushing BYND and their shitty fake burgers as the "Next" big squeeze. Volume on the underlying is already at 140M shares ( or 10X daily average) one hour into trading. I jumped in with an entertainment sized bet on some Nov 21 options when the market opened because premiums seemed cheap. I look forward to how poorly I time my exit from this trade.
  6. Mr Chase needs to pursue this injustice through our legal system, the one arena in this country where the little guy always gets a fair shake.
  7. Did your mom use to drink a lot?
  8. Yeah I could give a shit about Cinci, but anytime that bug-eyed choad gets fucked, its a good day.
  9. the geezers are putting on a show.
  10. Do you think its more likely they have $800M in a cookie jar in the athletic dept snack room, or do you think they used bonds which they have to repay out of athletic department revenue? If its the latter, that $100M out the door for this coaching change further limits their financial flexibility. I guess we all know how PSU will vote on that $2B equity deal.
  11. You're going to have to be more specific
  12. True, but he's gotta be a prime candidate for any 26 celebrity death pools. That dude is running on vapors. He's not gonna score you a lot of points because he is 147 years old, but its good to get on the board early.
  13. I don't give a fuck. I didn't say they were breaking the law. I said I was fucking sick of them. A large percentage of bullshit we deal with in DC could be eliminated with term AND age limits for congress, SC, etc... Get these old pieces of shit out of office.
  14. look at this fossil. Has to be led around by a handler and the moment that handler lets go, he topples over like a fucking toddler. That look at 23 seconds strikes me as "where the fuck am I, who am I, i want jelly beans, dammit!" I'm so sick of these geriatric dipshits running the country when its probably the best they can do to not crap their fucking pants everyday. And that goes for the Dems as well. I just read that the democratic governor of Maine is running to be a first time senator at the spry young age of 77 goddamn years old.
  15. [Norm Macdonald voice] that would be the Blew Stallion [/Norm Macdonald voice]
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