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  1. Its a special thing to observe your brotherhood open its arms in welcoming its newest member .....checks notes.....cumstainedjorts. OP's username has made this thread twice as heartwarming.
  2. the look on coach dickpic's face was classic
  3. I think bevacqua wants to fuck Freeman
  4. Galindo is the herpes of Texas sports broadcasting.
  5. https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/science/fall-of-icarus-skydiver-image
  6. I'd have to see the ass first
  7. Iowa, Pitt and SMU all finished 8-4. I'm guessing Iowa would be the highest rated by power rating
  8. The funny thing is that deep down in his sub-80 IQ brain, Slorch knows that this years version of the longhorns would sport fuck Joey's team, just like they did in 23.
  9. I'd rather be taking a shit
  10. Guy has racked up stats in parts of six separate seasons already, but I guess NIL pays better than Enterprise rentals cars.
  11. With chili leaking out the bottom
  12. Fucking lulz at the idea of Slorch putting the ole noggin to use, and after a couple of days of Encyclopedia Brown-like observation, he finally cracks The Case of the Stationary Cars.
  13. Yup. It looked like we finally got a reprieve when Beard showed up and that turned into a triple kick in the nuts. CDC fucked this hire up bad.
  14. Pope and Mark are both completely worthless. If we are paying them over $500 in NIL money combined we are getting ripped the fuck off.
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