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Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!

Blotto

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  1. Fuck off, Portnoy.....he's gonna wake up with two black eyes from Arch dragging his sack all over his face.
  2. No such thing with Shaka at the wheel. Thank you shaka....again. The natives are getting restless in Milwaukee
  3. Betting against Shaka's squad has been a pretty reliable wager this year as they are 2-10-1 ATS this season. I look at the lines tonight and I see 10-2 Seton Hall GETTING 1.5 pts vs 5-8 Marquette. Yes please. I'll keep betting against Shaka until the linesmakers wake up.
  4. I can't tell you how aggy will fuck up next year, only that they will fuck up. Their inability to win clutch games is as certain as Elko packing on another couple hundred lbs in the off-season. The only certainty is Texas going into Kyle and physically dominating those bitch-made losers yet again.
  5. thats some expensive snatch....
  6. She's an ignorant cunt. Full stop. She hasn't learned much other than she lost her reservation on the grift wagon. Fuck her
  7. I always figured cowboy church was for those who wish to celebrate their religion through nstagram, as baby jesus intended.
  8. This coming from probably one of the 10 dumbest m'fers to ever hoop in the league.... 5 kids with 5 baby mommas, and he's gonna lecture about discipline, lulz.
  9. Admit in public that you watch brainless bullshit like a dude ranting while only wearing suspenders as posted in the OP?
  10. shaka always preaches about connectedness. This guy was taking notes
  11. It's got @Orange-4-Life so shook he can't stop obsessing over Hunter months after the rest of the country stopped giving a single solitary fuck about that loser.
  12. Johnson as OC in Detroit in '24: Det 15-2, Chi 5-12 Johnson as HC in Chicago: Det 8-8, Chi 11-4 Meathead Dan may have peaked in motown.
  13. Blotto replied to Chico_SA's topic in Football
    That would be peak aggy, but I doubt even they are that stupid....well, I probably shouldn't attempt a lower bound on aggy ignorance. But what is the attraction to Traylor? Other than inheriting Frank Harris, what has he ever accomplished? Without Harris, he has posted back to back 7-6 seasons in the grueling AAC. He has yet to beat a ranked team as a HC, he just beats up on the chumps in crap conferences. Traylor is basically Chad Morris, but at least Morris managed to upset a ranked Houston while at SMU. Traylor is as average as you can get.
  14. Are they capable of pulling the occasional upset or performing well in an early season matchup? Sure, it happens occasionally. But when the spotlights are brightest, the entire country knows what's coming... Failure when success matters most is the essence of being an aggy. They are hard-wired to be fucking losers.
  15. And fuck every texan who votes for that pathetic piece of shit.
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