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Blotto

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  1. better than i expected, honestly.
  2. This team cant score enough against decent opponents to be so shitty on defense. Uconn gonna put up 90, we cant match that.
  3. Sweet. got home in time to turn on the game and see us with a 5-2 lead. I see our usual form is resurfacing.
  4. I think you have to include Woody Hayes losing his shit and punching that clemson player on the side line in the tOSU tally
  5. sneak preview of the Trump 2028 campaign slogan
  6. ND's AD going on a bitch-made crusade nobody else cares about and then losing his coach would be f'n hilarious. Fuck off ND.
  7. They should arrest the father for being a bitch.
  8. Its a special thing to observe your brotherhood open its arms in welcoming its newest member .....checks notes.....cumstainedjorts. OP's username has made this thread twice as heartwarming.
  9. the look on coach dickpic's face was classic
  10. I think bevacqua wants to fuck Freeman
  11. Galindo is the herpes of Texas sports broadcasting.
  12. https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/science/fall-of-icarus-skydiver-image
  13. I'd have to see the ass first
  14. Iowa, Pitt and SMU all finished 8-4. I'm guessing Iowa would be the highest rated by power rating
  15. The funny thing is that deep down in his sub-80 IQ brain, Slorch knows that this years version of the longhorns would sport fuck Joey's team, just like they did in 23.
  16. I'd rather be taking a shit
  17. Guy has racked up stats in parts of six separate seasons already, but I guess NIL pays better than Enterprise rentals cars.
  18. With chili leaking out the bottom
  19. Fucking lulz at the idea of Slorch putting the ole noggin to use, and after a couple of days of Encyclopedia Brown-like observation, he finally cracks The Case of the Stationary Cars.
  20. Yup. It looked like we finally got a reprieve when Beard showed up and that turned into a triple kick in the nuts. CDC fucked this hire up bad.
  21. Pope and Mark are both completely worthless. If we are paying them over $500 in NIL money combined we are getting ripped the fuck off.
  22. No doubt. Hiring Arizona Miller ~2015 when he was evidently paying players and cheating his ass off would have been inspired. hiring Xavier Miller in 2024 on the downslide after he was fired from Zona for cheating his ass off was a pretty lazy hire......of course he would jump at the chance to coach at Texas, he was at fucking Xavier. I'll give him somewhat of a pass because there were zero shooters on the roster, but goddamn what a terrible roster construction.
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