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Blotto

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  1. Iowa, Pitt and SMU all finished 8-4. I'm guessing Iowa would be the highest rated by power rating
  2. The funny thing is that deep down in his sub-80 IQ brain, Slorch knows that this years version of the longhorns would sport fuck Joey's team, just like they did in 23.
  3. I'd rather be taking a shit
  4. Guy has racked up stats in parts of six separate seasons already, but I guess NIL pays better than Enterprise rentals cars.
  5. With chili leaking out the bottom
  6. Fucking lulz at the idea of Slorch putting the ole noggin to use, and after a couple of days of Encyclopedia Brown-like observation, he finally cracks The Case of the Stationary Cars.
  7. Yup. It looked like we finally got a reprieve when Beard showed up and that turned into a triple kick in the nuts. CDC fucked this hire up bad.
  8. Pope and Mark are both completely worthless. If we are paying them over $500 in NIL money combined we are getting ripped the fuck off.
  9. No doubt. Hiring Arizona Miller ~2015 when he was evidently paying players and cheating his ass off would have been inspired. hiring Xavier Miller in 2024 on the downslide after he was fired from Zona for cheating his ass off was a pretty lazy hire......of course he would jump at the chance to coach at Texas, he was at fucking Xavier. I'll give him somewhat of a pass because there were zero shooters on the roster, but goddamn what a terrible roster construction.
  10. I was pissed when I got on my flight and realized the game was on ESPNU which is not an option. Now, I realize that someone was looking out for me. box score looks ugly AF
  11. I think it was a PSU subreddit where I saw everyone banking on Hartline, with quite a few posts stating that was who they wanted all along. But how can you expect to compete with UCF? tough break.
  12. It was actually Pate's request. the classic win/win scenario
  13. Liucci uses Pates head as an ass dildo
  14. Oh, there will be chowdah, that much is certain.
  15. Flying back from Boston to AUS today, and delta overbooked the flight. They offered $800 to get bumped, and with Xmas flights through the roof price wise, I took em up on it for a 4 hour delay. Seemed like a great idea at the time, but with the cost of food/booze at airports these days, hoping to break even. Kidding......sort of.
  16. i dont give a shit who they hire. They will fuck it up because thats what it means to be aggy.
  17. Kiffin. Huge flex on LSU.
  18. I must admit..... that sentence ended up in a completely different zip code than I thought we were heading two thirds of the way through it.
  19. Why would he need a Lane cam in the cheerleader locker room when he could just invite the squad over to his new mansion for some hot yoga.
  20. Half of $17M https://www.nola.com/news/courts/ed-orgeron-lsu-football-divorce/article_d1cf7ffa-1569-4dc8-a13f-55e0cc7acd79.html
  21. Its always 3. The fact trump isnt in jail right now following all the bullshit he tried after the 20 election is proof of that. He does whatever he wants because he knows with certainty that the one thing you can count on is incompetence by the democratic party.
  22. Expecting tOSU grads to think critically or even read numbers is always a roll of the dice. And I'll bet he has already spent damn near all of it. I got nothing but admiration and respect for Coach O. He's a fucking meathead, but he knows/owns it, and he has more fun than 99% of the $million+ earners in this country. No TPS reports for ole Ed. he's got pussy and nutria to eat.
  23. I honestly don't know who I would pick as the biggest flopper bitch out of those two. But here's the deal....it's the NBA's job to fix it, not SGA's or Luka's. There's a lot of money on the line both as players and teams. Luka and SGA are 1,2 in scoring and OKC and LAL are 1,3 in overall record. It ain't gonna stop until the league decides they want it to stop. League is full of bitch ass floppers because it furthers the goal. They understand that, and their teams benefit.
  24. Now lets hear your expert side of the story.
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