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Blotto

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  1. Nobody else is jumping on that grenade.
  2. Now I'm gonna have to watch Tap.......again.
  3. Well this is kind of awkward, but we're gonna need to get our stories straight if we have any chance of pulling this off.
  4. Mine was a '76, with oxidized red paint and thick 70's brown, tan, and white racing stripes down the sides and hood. Once it was wrecked, they found replacement front quarter panels that were sort of the same color red, but with no racing stripes, so they just ended at the doors. it was the definition of a beater, but reliable as all fuck. Plus as a tiny shitbox two seater, i rarely ever had to drive when out and about with friends, so i could drink beer as a passenger as god intended.
  5. that was my ride as a teenager. basically this guy to lug my lawn mowing shit around. Of course, it was 10 years old and I paid $1K for it, because my parents saw no reason why they should buy me a car. thing was a fucking tank. I wrecked it bad, gave it to an old school repair shop and told them to replace everything with second hand parts. It took them a couple of months of scouring junk yards, but I got it back for another $800 and it was good as new (although the body panels werent all the same color. Wasnt much of a pussy wagon, but it got me around for cheap.
  6. https://nypost.com/2025/04/25/sports/adrian-peterson-arrested-for-dwi-after-appearance-at-nfl-draft-party/ Shitbag gonna shitbag
  7. thats like choosing between adding a cat turd or a dog turd to your morning coffee. Fuck em both. The draft "industry" that the NFL has managed to build into their marketing is really something, but they run circles around the other leagues in terms of marketing. but the downside to that is having these fucking dorks that probably never scored a touchdown in their lives pretend like they are NFL talent gurus. They are somehow worse than the entirety of the $9.95 jock sniffers at the collegiate levels.
  8. That's because you know how numbers work. A quick scan of his game logs from this year shows 6 games out of 34 where Mitchell actually had a double double. In Motown's world, thats averaging a double double.
  9. i wouldn't be shocked if they found 22 young boys in his basement. Not for fucking, but so he could line them up and run classic plays from Packers history while he fists himself.
  10. This is kinda fucking crazy ... Ohio State’s 2021 wide receiver room was one of the most loaded position groups in college football history, especially during spring practice. Garrett Wilson, Chris Olave, Jameson Williams, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Marvin Harrison Jr. and Emeka Egbuka made up Ohio State’s two-deep at wide receiver that spring. Four years later, all six of them are now in the NFL as first-round draft picks. Wilson (No. 10 overall, New York Jets), Olave (No. 11, New Orleans Saints) and Williams (No. 12, Detroit Lions) were all selected in the first round of the 2022 NFL draft. Smith-Njigba (No. 20, Seattle Seahawks) was a first-round pick in 2023. Harrison became the highest-drafted wide receiver in Ohio State history (No. 4, Arizona Cardinals) in 2024. Egbuka became the sixth first-round pick from that group when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers selected him with the No. 19 overall pick in Thursday night’s first round of the 2025 NFL draft.
  11. Goddamn....
  12. most of these names had solid careers 1970 Jim Stillwagon 1972 Rich Glover 1973 John Hicks 1974 Randy White 1975 Lee Roy Selmon 1983 Dean Steinkuhler 1988 Tracy Rocker 1991 Steve Emtman 1996 Orlando Pace 2007 Glenn Dorsey 2009 Ndamukong Suh 2013 Aaron Donald 2024 Kelvin Banks Jr.
  13. There's a good reason for that. Its not close to being true
  14. in a parking lot in Green Bay in April
  15. her buddy in the red has a sweet cameltoe
  16. I not sure if thats his grandpa or mee maw, but whoever it is, they've got some good weed.
  17. Thats my second favorite part about this annual shitfest.
  18. turdition So many things about this shitfest amuse me. But I think the funniest aspect is when they show the war rooms for each team after they make a pick, and all the grown men are dry humping each other like they just cracked cold fusion.
  19. This guy needed a better plan. A+ video editing. no superfluous bullshit. Straight to the KO.
  20. I'm catching the Fontaines DC show at Stubbs on Sat. Let me know if you catch any of the opening band (Jadu Heart). I have no idea who they are and the few minutes spent on youtube doing recon was 100% meh.
  21. What's troubling about a $250B+ Market cap stock trading at ~85X sales and a 550+ PE while sporting a 3 yr CAGR less than 30%🤪? In reality, they have shot so far past any semblance of reasonable valuations that if I owned the stock, I wouldn't care at all about valuation. Its another TSLA....nobody cares.
  22. Better grab those bootstraps, pigfuckers.
  23. Adam Silver needs to give Draymond the Old Yeller treatment at this point.
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